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Best TR Opening Line?

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by Jack21, Mar 10, 2005.

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  1. Past, present, or future....

    "Taxiing for takeoff, Ms. Jolie turned to me and calmly suggested that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

    "Steve and I were not originally planning to room together but when I received word of his significant losses, I generously offered Mr. Wynn the rollaway."

    "I was quietly negotiating the oilpan in place when from out of the corner of my eye I saw a van drive up with some folks with big balloons and a man with a big cardboard check in his lap."

    "I was enjoying som witty banter with Lacy and Vegas Jer when the elevator doors opened and in stepped the Coors Light twins."

    :D
     
  2. doctor_al

    doctor_al VIP Whale

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    The now-legendary "left turn" one works for me...

    And from the "pro" division: "We were just outside of Barstow in the desert..."

    [ March 10, 2005, 05:48 AM: Message edited by: doctor_al ]
     
  3. Jer

    Jer VIP Whale

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    Man... Just when things seem dead... :rolleyes:
     
  4. HurricaneMikey

    HurricaneMikey A-List Buffoon

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    It was a dark and stormy night...

    Call me Ahab.

    In the beginning...

    It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June in a Kenworth hauling logs, a cabover Pete with a reefer on and a Jimmy haulin' hogs...

    Mikey :D
     
  5. RossW

    RossW North of the 49th

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    Good one CW

    [ March 10, 2005, 06:37 AM: Message edited by: RossW ]
     
  6. Dougie

    Dougie I am IN!

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    Bend over Wendover, I'm a gonna poker!

    A report that never got written in November...
     
  7. HoyaHeel

    HoyaHeel Grammar Police & Admin

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    Call me Ishmael.....
     
  8. Jer

    Jer VIP Whale

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    Oh yeah Baz, that actually is my favorite...

    We all thought that meant.. Well, you know what we thought!

    "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."
     
  9. ken2v

    ken2v This Space For Rent

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    "I was dealt a RF on a 10-line $1 VP machine."
     
  10. enterpriser2151

    enterpriser2151 Tourist

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    "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."
     
  11. East Coast Shuffle

    East Coast Shuffle Low-Roller

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    Pardon me....do you have any Grey Popoun ?.
     
  12. RossW

    RossW North of the 49th

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    "As the Limo pulled away, I realized that my life would be different from here on in......Yes, I was scared, maybe not scared so much but really wondering...... but it's Vegas, nothing bad can happen here....
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    well let me tell you.......


    I just wish I could remember her name..... [​IMG]
     
  13. Dougie

    Dougie I am IN!

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    Ken, thread jacking here, but Tiger Woods is now one of my clients. He is building a small place in Jackson Hole.

    [ March 10, 2005, 11:22 AM: Message edited by: bazootch ]
     
  14. Habanaman13

    Habanaman13 Tourist

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    Baz...

    I am a little lost here, one message started with Bend over and the next one said TW was a "client". What is it you do exactly? :D

    Sorry, I am in a rare mood this afternoon.
     
  15. Pimp_N_M

    Pimp_N_M MIA

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    Baz pimps out rollerblades. I heard Tiger got da bomb yo!!!
     
  16. SH0CK

    SH0CK Stylin' and Profilin' Quasi Tech Admin

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    A toll booth? Now what will that asshole think of next?
    Has anyone got a dime???
    Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!
     
  17. Dougie

    Dougie I am IN!

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    Pimp is correct. I am a pimp, but it's slightly bigger than rollerblades...
     
  18. Pimp_N_M

    Pimp_N_M MIA

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    Dag on da front side ya know what I'm sayin?
     
  19. doctor_al

    doctor_al VIP Whale

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    Sh0ck, not only was that authentic frontier gibberish, it shows a courage little seen in this day and age.

    Rarin'

    [​IMG]
     
  20. SH0CK

    SH0CK Stylin' and Profilin' Quasi Tech Admin

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    My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alteratives :cool:
     
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