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BeeeJays EWR-LAS-ORD Lucky Leprachaun Layover Debacle

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by BeeeJay, Jun 25, 2015.

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  1. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    My Trip Report

    Soooooo a funny thing happened....due to the secret recipe biscuit maker breaking down this morning, my Red Lobster hostess training sessions for Thursday/Friday have been deferred til next week.

    As they say "Idle minds are the devils workshop" and true to form I was physically, mentally, psychologicLly, and morally unable to reserve a direct flight home. That damn glitchy United website virtually forced me to set up an optimal efficiency EWR-LAS-ORD itinerary.

    So here we are, I'd expected to be slogging away in "how NOT to act" sexual harassment role playing exercises, but instead find myself pounding a chicken cheesesteak at Newark International.

    The best laid plan of mice, men, and degens....what could go wrong!?!?
     
  2. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    So here is the plan....

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  3. grosx2

    grosx2 VIP Whale

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    Well played, a common flight route for sure! Not much time for degeneracy, better hit the ground running...
     
  4. broncofn

    broncofn VIP Whale

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    You have any extra miles to buy me tix? I will meet you, flight leaves at 7pm from dulles. Thnx!!
     
  5. broncofn

    broncofn VIP Whale

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    Have fun!
     
  6. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    I'll have John Elway send his private jet "The Flying Horse Tooth", they love rescuing Bronco Fans from Redskin territory!

    Yeah it's only gonna be 28 hours on the ground and that is how I like it! Hard and fast baby!!!

    Truth be told, I'm just a titch hung over from last night which may or may not have lowered me "degeneracy defenses" and led to this trip in the first place.

    I don't even have time for a trip to the bank, but I do have 2 days and a $1,500/day ATM limit so $3,000 for 28 hours should be good....of course we all know my imaginary friend----good ole Mr. POS DEBIT is ready, willing, and able to find my 10% house advantage bets for a mere 10% himself. Maybe not that bad, I haven't seen him in a while!

    Yeah so anyway my plan is to make this money maker come hell or high water. I've got $200 in freeplay from Caesars and I believe $300 from mlife debacle, that might just be express comps though. Anyway the trip cost me resort fee, $12,500 mile super saver, and company so under $100. Bankroll is $3,000 as I mentioned. If I can sleep some
    On the flight I may be up for a good one, if not
    It could peter out early as I'm on east coast time.

    No promises, no demands, no hookers no blow no regrets. You know I lie cause my lips are mooooovin!!!

    I'll see what that freeplay yields. If I ever get up over $2K or down over $3k I'm done.

    Will give the gambling some kinda shot tonight---between 10 minutes and 10 hours, and tomorrow will be all about the pool, a nice dinner and then I'm out. Red eye gets me home at 5ish and I have a 2
    Hour each way drive both Saturday and Sunday for all day soccer
    Tourneys. Then fly back to NY 5am Monday. So it's gonna be a quick hitter and probably at
    Least laying 5 to 3 on a heart attack.

    ❤️
     
  7. Funkhouser

    Funkhouser In Charge of the Big Door

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    Is Borat showing up for a quick drink, gamble, drop trow and run? I booked my Labor Day trip cause the comps are too good right now and the flights are too cheap out of Cincy.
    Good luck and hope you get a Big #17/20 on first spin, and a $20K Royal
     
  8. broncofn

    broncofn VIP Whale

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    Dont forget the humidifier you just bought

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  9. pphold

    pphold pp Park Place Degenerate

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    Hey that is my server room.......

    The humidifier went out so Had to bring out the back up..... Think is was the one on Pleepleus Room....LOL







    I do if you will go....

    lets start this TR early.

    Here is one when it was pluged in and on

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  10. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Just heard my first "personal vaporizer" warning at the airport
     
  11. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    When I see a server room like that in the home of a guy whose motto is "its all about the upload speed".....I know I'm hanging with the right crew
     
  12. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    See us in 6 hours on the ground suckaaaaaaassss

    I may have to buy internet on this long a flight!

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  13. rezmike

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    Oh shit!
     
  14. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Thank god for exit row
     
  15. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    I know you can get massages at the tables, I wonder if I can pay some chick to suck this ketchup/cheese stain out of my shirt under the craps table while I roll the bones....

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  16. Tank45

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    Damn man, you're living the life I thought I'd have. Thank you for the reports. Through them (you) I kinda get to live it!!!
     
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    Oh this should be good!
     
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    I know what I'll be reading tonight and into the morning! Yay.
     
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    Just what I needed to get me through till I leave for Vegas on Sunday!!!!!!!!
     
  20. Lovegas95

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    Good Luck B...I'm just another fan in a long line of fans of your TRs. Although this appears to be a condensed version, expectations of chip porn are running high here!
     
    Must...Go...To...Vegas!!
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