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BeeeJay Rejects Winters Snowy Embrace: A LIVE Vegas Trip Report!!!

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by BeeeJay, Nov 18, 2015.

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  1. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    My Trip Report

    Just watched the 5pm news and good ole Brandt Miller showed one storm model predicting 10.5 inches of snow at O'Hare on Saturday. :cry::cry::cry:

    Normally this would be some major bad news.....but in this case, it just couldn't be any sweeter. :licklips:

    Why you ask?

    Because this particular degenerate will be long gone from the Windy & Snowy city----leaving at 12:30pm on Friday for Vegas BABY!!!!

    SUCK IT CHITOWN!!! :Þ:Þ:Þ:Þ

    This trip marks the beginning of what I call "The Degenerate Vacation Season".....consisting of 6 separate trips, 30 total nights, 6 countries, and endless supply of Peach Ciroc. It will be a descent into true gluttony and debauchery of historic proportions as various addictions and misbehavior including but not limited to overeating, overdrinking, and overgambling are engaged in at a pace which will stand as an example for "When the Fun Stops" pamphlets for generations to come. Psych 101 professors will be adding an additional midterm JUST TO COVER the crazy shit that is going to go down on this rampage thru North America's sunny destinations.

    This particular report will cover the first 2 legs of the journey, the entire itinerary is included, as I will add separate reports in the "Non-Vegas" section at a later date:

    Vegas--Wynn Solo Trip
    Vegas--Cosmo w/some of the usual characters (Borat, Hielo, Kakha, Big Dog----Gaggles TBD)

    Ft. Lauderdale & Western Caribbean Cruise with the Fam.

    Miami Beach---Fontainbleau.

    Phoenix---golf trip to visit Borat & various buddies.

    St. Maarten---Gambling, beach, and partying with Borat.

    So anyway you can see this is set to be a major fiasco. I'll have to keep a reasonable eye on the gambling and stay within budget because there are MANY more important expenses on these trips. Most has been prepaid, but I see a whole lotta expensive bar tabs in my future, so I'll try to stay within budget gambling.

    As I stated, this report will encompass only the first 2 trips, both to Vegas. So lets get started now with this coming weekend. Basically this is a weekend I went a couple years ago. I hadn't planned on doing it again, but I just couldn't wait to begin partying and this weekend off between outdoor and indoor soccer for the kids offered the perfect opportunity for an escape. I planned a little late, and frankly, I kinda overbooked my buddies on these other 5 trips, especially with our big Cosmo Wraparound weekend only 8 days after...... also tried some east coast friends, but by that time flights were $700+ and people couldn't get off work----OK OK I know these are the excuses they TELL ME, but I'm gonna choose to believe them. Why would anyone NOT want to come to Vegas with good ole BeeeJay? Its not like I'm a degenerate drunk and gambler or anything, right??!!??! :wink2::evillaugh:wink2:

    As it was I had a good flight option on points and a pretty darn nice offer from Wynn (for me), and decided WTF, I'm gonna go regardless. Turns out quite a few VMBer's are in town, so it is going to end up being a perfect mix of solo time and a few meet ups. Given this latest weather report, things couldn't have turned out any better!

    The trip will start Friday with an under-the-wire escape from ORD before the real bad weather hits.....planning to employee with a decent bankroll, and just kinda see how I feel and how things are rolling. I may play slow and low......but if the momentum is positive I could see things heating up! One thing is for sure....there will be lots of fine dining and heavy drinking!!! :beer:
     
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  2. chess

    chess VIP Whale

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    Best of luck Beejay and this will beta other epic TR !! Can't wait
     
  3. macker69

    macker69 Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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    Well no doubt I will be following 2 of your trips before I get to go, which will have me salivating like J-Dogg at 2 for 1 day. Did I mention that I go in 19 days and BeeeJay still has 2 trips before...what a fucking degenerate and I love it!!!!
     
  4. broncofn

    broncofn VIP Whale

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    So i guess you decided NOT to switch your trip till the day after thnxgiving? No problem, another time. Have a great trip my man!!! Will be following all of you along until I go next week. Hope you, VC and plee kill them!!
     
  5. Slotness

    Slotness Low-Roller

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    Oh, this is gonna be good...
     
  6. UKFanatic

    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    I will keep an eye out for you! Let's go get some of Steve's money
     
  7. win4me

    win4me Low-Roller

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    Can't wait for the antics to begin! Good luck Beeejay :drunk:
     
  8. Char1

    Char1 High-Roller

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    Hey Beejay

    Good luck
    Looking forward to the TR

    Cheers
     
    Here we go again!
  9. pleepleus

    pleepleus 2016 - The monkey is back

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    Steve had to order a full pallet of peach Ciroc for you.
     
  10. broncofn

    broncofn VIP Whale

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    Wait till the following week! Got an extra order of cyanide coming for you
     
  11. pphold

    pphold pp Park Place Degenerate

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    Good luck BeeeJay.

    Have a peach Ciroc for me. Sorry I won't be there, but I might make a guest appearance.

    STP handpays and lots of Quads and Royal Flushs
     
  12. VegasChic-

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    Good luck BeeeJay!

    The challenge is on for who can post the largest win this weekend!!

    Catch up with you there- safe travels!!
     
  13. dvandentop

    dvandentop VIP Whale

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    Nice can't wait to follow along had a nice offer for wynn I am using end of december. Plee get me a report on slots at wynn.
    Good luck to all!
     
  14. Packer

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    Wow! This is going to be great! I'm really jealous. I wish I could go but as you know coach packer has to coach the 8 year olds as they will go 10-2-0. I will be there through you my friend. I wish you, VC and plee the best of luck. Please have a couple btls of ciroc and Veuve on me! I will set it up! Have a great time and I look forward to you making a few local wells fargo deposits during your stay! Go get em BeeeJay...
     
  15. sam_marques

    sam_marques High-Roller

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    Nice!! Just what I needed to get me through the wait for my trip..... a BeeJay TR!! Good Luck, all those winning pics will be appreciated!
     
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    breanna61 Super Moderator

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    The upcoming trip reports will help me get through the wait over the next few weeks. Have a great trip (s) Beeejay!
     
  17. pleepleus

    pleepleus 2016 - The monkey is back

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    Hiding inside the tower suites VIP?
     
  18. sindustry

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    Damn...wish I was going this weekend now, so I can learn from the quad master! Good luck and stay toasted!
     
  19. pleepleus

    pleepleus 2016 - The monkey is back

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    Southwest and less than an hour!
     
  20. bardolator

    bardolator Lifelong Low Roller

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    I'll be passing through your fair city sometime in the middle of snow season. Doesn't "ordeal" start with O-R-D? Anyway, good luck beating the storm, and we're all looking forward to the trip report.
     
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