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Auto-Correct anyone? Care to share yours?

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Geogran, Oct 15, 2016.

  1. Geogran

    Geogran OTD Tea Sipper

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    Here's my most recent auto-correct mishap - anyone care to guess where she was actually going???

    My text to daughter: "Just left Spring - headed home"

    My daughter's text response to me: "Be safe on the road. Headed to the fly shit clinic for Jax"


    :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
     
  2. Richard Alpert

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    I'm not sure if it's auto-correct, or just my wife's texting/typing skills,
    but over the years my bride has sent some gems from her phone, including...

    Remind our daughter to return her library boobs.

    Can you stop on your way home and pick up some blue penis? Get the kind with the cap, not the ones that click!

    I don't have a smartphone, so her messages appear on my work e-mail account--which I share with two other folks. Thank goodness they are both understanding and have a super sense of humor.

    RICHARD
     
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    Flu shot? :D
     
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    Damn you, autocorrect! I have had a few good ones when trying to drunk text.

    My mom had trouble learning how to use her phone. I taught her how to do voice to text and she loved it, but somehow managed to change the language on her phone to spanish instead of english and all her text messages came with a game of "What is mom trying to say" until I could get back down to CA to fix it for her.
     
  5. Geogran

    Geogran OTD Tea Sipper

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    Hmmm, what happens when it clicks?
    This one is above my pay grade - should I be blushing?:blink::blink:
     
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    I've got no idea, Geogran, but I can't watch that Avatar movie--with the blue aliens--without chuckling now! :D

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    My health teacher always warned me about the clap, but I don't recall him ever giving me a "heads-up" about any click...perhaps I missed that in class.

    RICHARD