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April Showers of Booze & 17’s Bring May Flowers of Quads & Degenerates!!!!!

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by BeeeJay, Mar 30, 2013.

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  1. Jersey_Bill

    Jersey_Bill High-Roller

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    Tim & Michelle said in their latest rant that LION'S SHARE MUST DIE - so I plan to grant their wish during the weekend before the gang arrives. The pasty gold lions have been teasing - and tasing - me long enough. They are going down. Once I supervise the crating and loading of that machine back to New Jersey (and the topping off of my retirement account), I will turn my attention to Aria and my next phase.

    I have had great luck on normal dollar DDB at Aria (decidedly up overall at that casino) but have not explored the bartops yet. I will plant the flag for the team to join on Monday - but feel free to raise my head from my triple foie gras cocktail (Goose vodka and goose liver infusion) if you find me deep into my cups...

    Getting excited for an epic adventure....

    JZB
     
  2. JNCVH

    JNCVH Tourist

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    Right, but after that many drinks atleast I remembered it was threes:drunk:

    Still think the best hand was your Quad Aces at NYNY for 10k, maybe not final but more profitable. I would think you have that picture somewhere:ssst:
     
  3. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    It's a little dusty, and was so long ago that posting it makes me feel like that guy who was a high school quarterback but now works as a dishwasher at Sizzler hanging on to the glory years where he peaked so long ago.....but I won't digress into my psychological issues.....

    [​IMG]
     
  4. JNCVH

    JNCVH Tourist

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    I would have figured you had that saved as some Vegas porn screensaver for one of your usually delayed flights into MDW to spank off with your favourite fligtht attendant:wink2:
     
  5. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    In 3 weeks I'll be taking this morning shat in the Wynn rather than in this porta-potty in Times Square!
     
  6. sco5123

    sco5123 VIP Whale

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    I'm a little late on the TRs beejay but your style of writing is very animated and intriguing. Looking forward.
     
  7. Tbone3336

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    Damn, thats a pretty picture. Hope to experience that in two weeks. Do you remember how long you played before hitting that, on the $5 machine. Sometimes it is better that I do not see these pictures at $5 and $10 machines as it entices me to give them a shot more than I normally would. But ohhh how sweet a $20,000 G royal would be.

    Would say I hope you get another one in a month, but do not want to fuel your fire to move off of the .25 cent machines.. :wink2:
     
  8. Jersey_Bill

    Jersey_Bill High-Roller

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    That is some serious VP porn, I must say - but that machine looks to hail from the Victorian era... Wondering if BeeJay's voice had yet changed when this shot was taken... :evillaugh

    Five buck VP has been my downfall every trip. I normally call up all my Freeplay on one, double or triple it - and blow through the whole thing in 10 minutes without so much as a straight. Still, when you see someone shoveling cash out of these, it's hard to stay away. I sat next to someone at Bellagio a couple years back who was running two or three $5 machines - and he had one or two hand pays active all the time. I couldn't snag one.

    Maybe it will be my turn in three weeks.... :rolleyes2:

    JZB
     
  9. shifter

    shifter Degenerate Gambler

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    what are the dates for this trip?
     
  10. vegasmacker

    vegasmacker Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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  11. Funkhouser

    Funkhouser In Charge of the Big Door

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    Man oh man. Looking at that VP porn, is not going to keep you on quarters for very long on this upcoming trip.

    I would delete that picture, or at least rathole it under the mattress like I used to hide my playboy magazines when I was 15. Looking at Jackpot pictures that big will make you go blind, or at least give you sore hands from whacking the .25 VP max coin button repeatively so hard, trying to squeze out enough full houses to reach that 10K total.
     
  12. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    First bet of the trip has been made:

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  13. mike_m235

    mike_m235 Tourist

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    You got a good line on that bet.
     
  14. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    placed pre-Bay Hill
     
  15. M@tty Ice

    M@tty Ice Tourist

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    Beejay - I like the inadvertent snapshot of the "PY" abbreviation in the background of the above pic. Pic was obviously taken while you were tallying up the # of cheddar bay biscuits served in the CY vs. the PY. I'm glad to see your hostess duties don't get in the way of your gambling habits
     
  16. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    yep you nailed it!

    Can't let the hostess quality suffer by allowing them too many trips to Cheddar Bay, except for the skinny third years who are up for their "Loyalty Pearl Necklace" and need a little extra gunnery to complete the application...

    (note: application is a verb, not a noun)
     
  17. Gaggles

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    And so it begins.....

    I am just stunned when I look at the pics that you played $2 and $5 8/5 DDBP dude. Those pay tables blow for denominations like that. I was there for that $8000 Royal at Bills and I'm still jealous....
     
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  18. Funkhouser

    Funkhouser In Charge of the Big Door

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    Watch this trip, you guys light the VP Bartops on fire simply because Gaggles will be absent. I am laying my odds now 2 to 1, they will be calling you the "Royal Flush Gang"by the time the trip is over. :cry:

    Royal_Flush_Gang_004.jpg

    MGM will build a whole social media promotion around the jackpots that will be won from the Aria bartops. :evillaugh
     
  19. mike_m235

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    Ironically, when they do the social media campaign, the website won't work.
     
  20. JNCVH

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    Beejay already has the Royal Flush King designation as he usually destroys the mens washroom in the Bellagio High Limit room:vomit:
     
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