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Another bad joke of the day - Pfizer & Pepsi to merge

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Aug 8, 2016.

  1. wormhole

    wormhole Low-Roller

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    This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future...!

    The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

    It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

    Thought for the day...There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
     
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  2. Geogran

    Geogran OTD Tea Sipper

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    So when do they plan to introduce the antidote "Viagra Falls" ?
     
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  3. Breeze147

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    People who don't need this are pulling a real boner.
     
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    Edit -:rolleyes:OOps, that one has already been used.