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..and with the end...comes a question..

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by Lodger, Jan 18, 2005.

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  1. So I read (yeah...SUCKER) all of Lacy's trip report(s).

    Bottom line, for Lacy or any one else. did the chick ever get laid?

    Sorry, and I would not ask had there been less innuendo, but I'm scouring these things and between all the winks and smileys and whatnot, I can't decide if any random Vegasonian or honrned-up conventioneer put the puck in the net....

    If so, I'm guessing he went top shelf with a wrister, but that's just my take.
     
  2. Topper

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    Lodger- I am Guessing the whole team went 5 hole! some from behind the net!
     
  3. kitson

    kitson VIP Whale

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    i wish i understood hockey better, the only thing i know is that a lot of teeth get knocked out.
     
  4. Jer

    Jer VIP Whale

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    Great analogies... You almost got me to spit out the soda on the keyboard!
     
  5. KathyinNY

    KathyinNY Tourist

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    Interesting question. It definitely seemed to be a topic of discussion here, lol. I was unable to read all the TR's from Lacy.
     
  6. CamelClutch

    CamelClutch Low-Roller

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    Well, if they couldn't put the biscuit in the basket, I'm sure they went home and pulled the ol' goalie...

    We need the NHL back just for its euphemisms!
     
  7. RossW

    RossW North of the 49th

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    Just a few words from Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson on Grumpy Old Men.

    Looks like Chuck's a tomcat on the prowl! Yowwwww!
    Looks like Chuck's gonna bury his boner!
    Looks like Chuck's gonna put the hot dog in the bun!
    Looks like Chuck's slippin' her the old salami!
    Looks like Chuck's takin' a ride on the wild boloney pony!
    Looks like Chuck's taking a skin boat to Tuna Town.
    Looks like Chuck's taking the ol' log to the beaver!

    Another beauty -

    You mount the woman, son, or else, send her out to me, huh?

    John: Hey, did you hear? Someone moved into the Klickner place. A woman.

    Grandpa: A woman?

    John: Yeah.

    Grandpa: Did you mount her?

    John: Ahh..Dad!!

    Grandpa: Well, the woman, does she have big thighs?

    John: No.

    Grandpa: No?! Then what's the problem? If I was a young feller like you, I'd be mountin' every woman in Wabasha!

    edited to add: I think i missed one.....

    Looks like Chucks taking the elevator to a higher floor. Let wait here and see if he comes back down again.

    [ January 18, 2005, 11:53 AM: Message edited by: RossW ]
     
  8. RamBill

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    You forgot "Hide the Shileleagh"
     
  9. chef

    chef Resident Buffetologist

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    Don't forget the old standby, "If the front porch is painted red, there's always the back door."
     
  10. Dougie

    Dougie I am IN!

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    I like the direct approach:

    Did Lacy satisfy her penis envy? Relieve her empty vaginal concerns?

    Somebody definately got screwed. Most likely it was anybody that read the whole bullshit tale...
     
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