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Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by JNCVH, Jul 10, 2010.

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  1. JNCVH

    JNCVH Tourist

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    My Trip Report

    :wink2:After months of planning it has come time to bring the wife to Vegas to celebrate 20 years together and there is only less than 48 hours to go.:drunk:
    Anyone who hasn't met the wife before or who may of read about her may remember such episodes as cruising 125mph down I-15 topless in a ZR Corvette and I dont mean the car, or hanging topless at Encore pool,as well as creating a serious amount of trouble on the strip with Jack Sparrow and the porn slappers,:evillaugh but she also goes under the alternate ego of Domino and not just cause Gean Simmons named a song after her:evillaugh

    The pre-trip begun this afternoon with a trip to the bank when the following conversation began;
    “I would like to withdraw $$$$$ dollars from my US accountâ€
    “Well Mr. V we usually don’t carry that much US in the cash cage we would need 48 hours to gather that from other branchesâ€
    “You are a bank why wouldn’t you have that much $$$$ on handâ€
    “We don’t have a large need for that muchâ€
    WTF…. How does a bank not carry that much USD?
    Conversation ends by the teller asking “heading to Vegas againâ€- now I know I am a degenerate when the bank even knows when I am going to Vegas.

    After speaking to one of my new clients and advising that I am not around next week due to going to Vegas he happens to mention that he is sending a client’s G-2 private jet to pick him up in Vegas… really so the jet is empty heading to Vegas?… what can you do for me and can we stop by MDW- sorry Beejay? This guy is so loaded that his all Ebony black jet with gold stripping… the gold stripping is actual 24Kt gold flakes impregnated into the paint :confused2: and all of the counter tops in the bar area and bathrooms are granite adding a total weight of 600 lbs- which in fuel costs is huge. Waiting for the call back to maybe catch a ride down, less than 1% chance but if not still have 1st class down an on ACA.

    I will be bringing the laptop and will try to keep live updates going. Staying 4 nights comped on the Prestige level at Palazzo with Bally’s double booked and Presidential Limo booked from the airport.

    Also, tickets to KA and Zumanity with dinner at Twist and SW Steakhouse and bottle service at Christine Audiger and PURE.
    Was hoping to go skydiving but that may not work out but should hopefully grab the rollercoaster at NYNY and the plunge at Stratosphere .
    I will keep everyone updated and the next update should be from the lounge at YYZ
    p.s. how do I post pictures from Photobucket… you know the ones flying on the G-2!
     
  2. KingBBInLV

    KingBBInLV High-Roller

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    Underneath the picture on photobucket, just copy the IMG code and paste it where you want it to appear.
     
  3. evoni

    evoni High-Roller

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    Have a great time celebrating your anniversary. :)

    I'll be there next week starting the 14th celebrating a birthday but won't be moving to Palazzo until the 18th. Haven't tried the Prestige level yet, looking forward to hearing what you think about it.

    I've had that same problem once at my credit union right here in the USA about 6 months ago when I went to withdraw cash for Vegas and up until then I didn't know the cash cage had a limit on how much cash one could withdraw without giving them a couple days notice. I finally got my money but had to drive to 3 different branches that day to get it.

    Good luck with catching a ride on the private jet!
     
  4. VegasDiva

    VegasDiva VIP Whale

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    Have a wonderful trip ....now that would be cool to be able to *hitch* a ride to Vegas in a private jet , WOW :faint:

    Looking forward to the updates :)
     
  5. bshowell

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    Hope you have a great trip. Fingers crossed on the private jet!
     
  6. JulieM

    JulieM Low-Roller

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    Have a Great Trip..:beer:
     
  7. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    I having been waiting for this and just told the wife you guys were headed out soon, can't wait to hear all about the trip. You've got an INCREDIBLE itinerary planned!!!!!

    Give domino a high five for me and tell her the only topless I'm seeing at my pool party of 10 kids under 8 yrs old is Seany Sean Sean and his pasty gangsta nips.

    Pulling for you to get that sweeeeet ride on the private jet!!!:beer:
     
  8. BackInVegas

    BackInVegas VIP Whale

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    Let me get this straight?

    You were cruising down I-15 topless? Heck, I go topless at all the pools myself. No big deal. I just wear some sun screen and I am fine.:wink2:
     
  9. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    based on the midnght text i recd saying "Im here bitch", he must have arrived safely. based on the lack of texts since things must have deteriorated rapidly, likely resulting in a stay in county lockup for "public lewdness" after an attempted Clark & Ellen mile high club on the TI pirate ship between shows. either that or a more convenient moonlight nude bull-ride in front of Del Toro steakhouse at Palazzo on that shiny, slippery, and no doubt currently well-lubed silver bull.:evillaugh
     
  10. queentata

    queentata High-Roller

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    Do the skyjump from the Strat! I did it a little over a week ago, and it was a blast! Happy Anniversary and have a great trip.
     
  11. JNCVH

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    Wow... what a start. Sorry no private plane-damn millionaires and being able to travel when ever they want but the flight was great. Stopped by Duty Free and picked up a bottle of Crown XR, Cptn Morgans private stock, and 2 bottles of vodka. Drinks were $6 for those small bottles so I said no thank you and cracked open the XR. Started with Coke for coloring and ended up drinking it straight half way through the flight-1/3 of the bottle gone on the flight and this includes the glass I dropped on the floor. That made the plane smell great.

    Presidental was there on pickup with the stretch and he gave us a ride up the strip to Riviera and back to Palazzo. Had a nice conversation at the stop light with a guy in a Bently and offered my wife for his car.-shes still with me.

    Checked in Prestige at Palazzo with the free fridge in the room, extra slippers, and robes. Then pumpled VP here at Palazzo with a walk to Ballys. Lost $$$ here at Palazzo but hit a quad 2 no kicker at Flamingo to break even for the night then headed back to defile the room:eek::eek:. Even the maid today had to put on nuclear suit to enter and maintenance had to come to get the thong un stuck from the back of the TV.:drunk: Oh yeah Cheri had a handpay for a 3 OAK on DDBP.

    Heading to Ballys to check in and first round the poker tournament. More to come with awesome pics.
     
  12. BeeeJay

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    you must be playing those $100 VP machines in high limit to get a handpay on 3OAK.

    I am glad to hear the emergency room nurse training videos are coming along so nicely.

    the only downside to your trip is my local liquor store is out of beer. the owner told me all the anheiser-busch trucks have been diverted to restock some sort of big kegger in eastern canada.
     
  13. alexanbo

    alexanbo High-Roller

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    I don't think we let anheiser-busch trucks across the border.....

    What room number are you in J? I need to know which room to request never to be in.........
     
  14. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    thats why he gets prestige level, so at least he has a dry couch to sleep on. even that could be in jeopardy with all these GMILFS getting all hot and bothered by Mr. Big and the Shoe Bonus.
     
  15. JNCVH

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    Nice... checked into Ballys and got upgraded to a sweet suite which I think is a suite as it is huge with seperate bedroom and dining area.

    Won the first round of the poker tournament and now have to head back at 18:00 for the final table then off to see Zumanity and get the wife frisky to defile Ballys :)

    Not much gambling though as there doesnt seem to be any time left over. Gotta go the Prestige bar is opening and Jose the bartender is working so the drinking begins again.
     
  16. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Dont' forget to say hi to stephanie at Bally's and get poured some strong ones!
     
  17. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    well since you guys are too drunk to update your trip report I'll do it.

    the happy anniversary celebrators after pounding cocktails in Palazzo Presitge Lounge hit Zumanity and are now abusing the NYNY High Limit lounge. Sounds like quads are aplenty and everything is going well.

    I can't lie, that 6:10am direct flight is a temptation, oh how nice it would be to pilfer a key from security and wake them both with an ice bucket. Shoulda gotten the kid a fake ID for his 8th bday instead of a pokemon DS game. damnit.
     
  18. JNCVH

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    Just met up with Thor from the boards and we are going to hit the Prestige lounge tomorrow. Chilled at the pool at TAO Beach today and checked out the talent and had a huge run at the Craps table where a guy rolled for 43 minutes hitting inside numbers like they were going out of style and made $700 in 40 minutes, VP killing me today. The pit boss has been extra kind today rating me at 4 hours with an ADT of $150!:drunk:

    Saw KA and Zumanity and both where unbelieveable!!!!:eek:
     
  19. bellamom6

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    BJ, you can have our Southwest tix and Prestige/ Palazzo comp. We were supposed ( key words here) be leaving today for a week....kiddo woke up @ 3am, 102 fever, cough, cold, nice! So needless to say, we are bummed:grrr:

    Prestige is amazing and Jose will hook you up!


    Sounds like we would have had some interesting neighbors @ Prestige on this trip! Damn!



     
  20. jmtrudeau

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    I worked for a credit union and we had a limit of 3k per day for withdrawals with out advance notice. Our insurance limited the amount of cash the branch could have on hand and we had to make sure that we didn't run out.
     
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