Background: Have an upcoming three night trip 4/11-4/14. Am mlife Noir, but haven't stayed played in a MGM/mlife casino since November. I have hosts in seven of the mlife casinos. Have never met any of them personally - most strictly emails or brief phone calls. Typically stay at Mirage (though last five trips out have been Wynn). I was bored & emailed them all a generic "what are my offers" / "what can you do for me" email. Here are the results: Aria: No response to date. Bellagio: "I am sorry, your only offer includes a Salone Suite for 3 nights, $300 FP and $300 in food and beverage. Based on availability when you arrive you could upgrade to a bigger suite using your express comps." Mandalay Bay: "Nice to hear from you, thought you forgot about us here at The Bay. It’s been over a year since you’ve played at Mandalay Bay; doesn’t matter that you haven’t “stayed” so much, because you’ve been playing at our sister properties in 2012. I currently show no offers for you. However, if you have an offer from one of our “luxury” properties I would happily match that offer to get you back at Mandalay Bay. We are redefining resort this year and many renovations and upgrades are in the process, with many more coming this summer and fall! I trust you will enjoy returning to Mandalay Bay once you get back inside and remember all that you’ve missed." The Mirage: "Hi again! What specifically are your needs? We could set you up an a Tower King with $150 F&B and $300 FreePlay. It doesn't look like there are many offers with us since you've stayed elsewhere recently. Let me know how to proceed." NYNY: "I found all your MGM offers...and they are all in the $300-$350 range. You haven't been to NYNY in such a long time you don't even have an offer with us. So, I will have to load a lot of this stuff manually..which means we'll have to stay in touch during this return visit so things don't get jacked up....after we get you back up and running in NYNY's system your NYNY offers will get better. I have made your reservation...arriving April 11th and departing on April 14 After we get you checked in...I will take you to the Players Club and put $900 in freeplay on your card. All my Penthouses are booked for this weekend. I have requested a Ziggurat suite for your stay. (I have put you on my calendar and I will check our Penthouse status daily; if a Penthouse opens up, I'll grab one for you) Send air info and I'll send a car to McCarran to bring you in... As for your express comps.... there is not a lot you can do with them and you should be using them on your food & beverage and such..it's a pain and most hosts don't want to spend the time on this but when you get here I'll tell how the primary and express stuff works. And yes, I do have some tricks I can tell you. I have made you reservation so let me know if this is OK with you." Monte Carlo: "I will be out of the office until Thursday, March 21. I can see what we can do then." Interesting... What is it about NYNY anyway?