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All Chick No **** Sin City Shenanigans - Pre-Trip Report and Advice Please!

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by SweetP, Jul 13, 2005.

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  1. SweetP

    SweetP Low-Roller

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    My Trip Report

    Ya, I know I've got a few days to go...but as you can see from my board activity of late, not a hell of a lot is getting done at my workplace. :ssst:

    Us Golden Gals - Sequined Southern Sexpot Sheryl (Blanche - no further comments), her Holy Hot Tamale Mama Sharon (Sophia - think younger and leopard prints version of her daughter Blanche), Columbus Cutie Rene (Rose - could pass as Swedish, just not as dumb) and myself the Toronto Temptress Becks (Dorothy - for the snark, not for big manly honker) will congregate in the desert in weather that will turn their cream blusher into a milkshake. But that's okay - we'll have enough foo foo drinks to fill the Mandalay Pool. And we'll get our Vitamin C too! :cheers:

    We'll be at theHOTEL from the 17-22 - it will be theBOMB! :thumbsup:

    On deck:
    -Peeing my pants in a helicopter to the Grand Canyon;
    -Hopefully not peeing my pants due to alcohol consumption at the late night showing of "O";
    -Olives, Fix, Rosemary's, Bellagio Buffet, Peppermill and probably late-night crappy food that will require the Peptol;
    -A scenic drive through the Valley of Fire in air con comfort;
    -Picking up some ****-me boots while shopping;
    -Consuming a beverage with no hands (figure that one out!); :evillaugh
    -Seeing if all of us gals can take a bath in theTUB;
    -Sheryl breaking her make-out record of 5 guys in one night;
    -Cartwheels in the Luxor poker room with Terry; ;)
    -Grain Train Brain Damage;
    -More tourists staring at our wardrobe choices like we're members of the Taliban (lighten up people!); :blah:
    -and hopefully moments that I will never remember (but will be reminded of for the Trip Report!)

    So before I depart I actually have a few questions:

    1) From the airport to theHOTEL, where is the best place to pick up a case of water and some booze? I'll be in a cab, so it can't be off the beaten track.

    2) The easiest (less traffic) route from Rosemary's to the Valley of Fire to the Premium Outlet Mall? Yes, I can do that on Mapquest, but I was hoping some locals could guide me to a route that would shave some time off our journey, if possible.

    Thank ya'll!
     
  2. sanonofresurfer

    sanonofresurfer Dude

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  3. Jer

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    ~Note to self~ Get out there and make out with a girl named Sheryl... Hopefully first...

    And whats up with the T2V ladies and tubs and showers! GAWDDDDDDDD!!!

    And there is nothing wrong with the F-me boots.. Nothing at all...
     
  4. RamBill

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    Why oh why don't women like this live near me???????? :cry:
     
  5. HoyaHeel

    HoyaHeel Grammar Police & Admin

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    Bill--they might live near you, but most only ACT like this in Vegas.....
     
  6. blackjack

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    Am I to understand that Sharon is the mother of Sheryl & y'all are gonna take a bath together??? This is just too wierd :evillaugh .
     
  7. SweetP

    SweetP Low-Roller

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    I was thinking about the youngins, Blackjack. Sharon is a bit classier than the rest.

    And as Hoya says guys, I hold down a fairly respectable life and job here. So when I go to Vegas, I want to forget that I'm a responsible, dignified lassy and become a complete and utter (but faithful) tart!

    I hope Terry knows what he's getting into... :evillaugh

    Anyone know where I can grab water and booze on the way to theHOTEL?
     
  8. HoyaHeel

    HoyaHeel Grammar Police & Admin

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    If you go east out of the airport, there's a grocery store (Von's) on the corner of Tropicana and Maryland Parkway--it's diagonally across the same intersection as the Crown & Anchor, and there's an In & Out just a little bit north on Maryland Parkway as well.
     
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    HoyaHeel Grammar Police & Admin

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    PS Not sure where a liquor store would be in that vicinity--you can get beer & wine at Vons but not liquor--Mikey, maybe you noticed something in the area??
     
  10. LV Terry

    LV Terry Captain Flop'N Fold

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    Why do I sense danger?!....

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  11. blackjack

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    Nuff said... I feel better now. Nothing wrong with a Sweet Tart ;) . Taking a bath with your mother might be grounds for therapy, but letting loose & forgetting reality for a few days is a good thing. I'm sure Terry has an idea of what he's in for, but a few surprises never hurt anyone :evillaugh .
     
  12. sanonofresurfer

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    Buck up ya wussy! One man's danger is another man's fun....

    I'll trade ya places for one week.......
     
  13. RamBill

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    Hell, I'll trade places for just 1 hour!!!!!!!
     
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    Aren't you in Hawaii right now? Done!!
     
  15. sanonofresurfer

    sanonofresurfer Dude

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    One more week broh..... I leave on Saturday....
     
  16. Mia4071

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    SweetP :) Have fun :) I can't to hear all about it .. Don't know if you will be back by the time I leave but if your not -- I will read about it when I return!

    Go big or Go home! :)

    Leave some cuties for us ..

    Live it up and enjoy every moment with your girls

    Good luck & stay safe!
     
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