WARNING: My last TR some people got offended by my foul language, so if F-bombs offend you get the hell outta here!! It was my birthday the other day and what better way to celebrate it then a trip to Vegas. So me and my buddy hopped on a jet plane for my 7th trip. SUN 3/24 Got a RT flight with Allegiant for $195, was a good flight, got nice and shitty on the way and arrived at 10:30PM. Off the plane and right into a cab, and I just tell him Planet Hollywood please. Me and my buddy are bull shitting when I look up to notice we're in a fucking tunnel! I don't say anything as I watch the meter rack up to $28 by the time we arrive. I wait till I'm out of the cab with my bag in hand and I say Any particular reason why you tunneled me? He was like oh well it is faster this way. I said I dont give a shit, I didn't ask you to take it. I gave him $15 and said you can cover the other $13 you fucking dick. He didn't say a word, just got back in the cab and took off. Go check in and I'm the only person in line. I wrapped a $20 around my ID/CC and said that money is all yours if you can put me in the panoramic suite like you guys did for me last time. She said ill see what I can do and poked away at the keyboard for what seemed like 10 minutes. She said I tried my hardest to get you in it but you arrived one day to early or else she could have. I ended up getting a resort room with a bitchin ass view of the fountains. View from room Walk around and do a little gambling and somehow find myself playing BJ at Ballys. Me and my buddy go on a nice winning streak and I won $800 and he was around $700. Gamble some more and it's about 4AM and I gotta go to bed cause I have to wake up at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow. Grab myself an Earl of sandwich on the way home and pass out. Ended about $600 up for the night so this trip is off to a great start. MON 3/25 Alarm goes blaring off at 9AM, normally I would never get up this early but today is a special day, I'm driving a fucking FERRARI! I bought a deal with Exotic Racing for $299 to drive a F430 for 5 laps. We head to the Bellagio where presidential limo is picking us up to take us to Vegas Speedway. We get there and as soon as we get out of the limo I can hear the cars whizzing around the track, the smell of rubber, and I get an instant boner. We check in and they do they their little up sale and I ended up buying 2 more laps for $50 so I have a total of 7. It's about 11:15 and our class isn't till 11:45 so we have a good half hour to walk around and check out all the cars, and watch the others race. They let you go up to any car, open the door and hop right in to really check them out. An instructor came up to us and told us all kinds of things about the cars that was really informative and helpful. It's now 11:45 and it's class time. We go into a room with about 25 other people. First guy starts off by getting everyone in the room all pumped up, then a small little upscale speech. Another guy comes out after him and he explains all the safety rules and the technically of our $200,000 cars so we don't crash and burn them. Class goes on for about 20 min, then they release us to go take our "discovery laps". We hope into a Porsche Cayenne with the instructor who takes us on 2 laps around the track. He tells us how to follow the cones on the track and which lines to take around the track. Again, very informative and helpful. After that I go get a stupid little hair net and helmet and hop into my Ferrari. My instructor hops in with me and tells me to start it up. I hit the button on the steering wheel and once that bitch started my heartbeat about tripled. The car I drove We take off and the first part of the track is the main straight away, I floor it and rip through the gears with the paddle shifter. It took me about 2 laps to kinda get the hang of it then after that things went way smoother. Once they did I caught up to a Lambo and we're straight up racing each other. I was actually very very surprised the instructors let us race that close to each other. Right after I was really get the hang of things I hear the dreaded words "Laps are over pull it back into the garage". The whole experience was absolutely amazing, and after my 3 some with two big breasted cougars, this was the second greatest experience of my life. I only got the car up to 120MPH, which is pretty pathetic since I've driven my Subaru faster, but the power and acceleration made up for it. It's a very professionally run company and I know for a fact I'll be back. Cars at the Track We hop back into the limo and get dropped off at Bellagio about 2 I think. We walk around for a bit and ended up at the Flamingo. I've been wanting to try 3 card poker so I find a table and sit down. On my third hand ever playing the game the dealer flips over my cards and says you're not very excited for a straight flush, you just won $200!, I was like fuck ya!!! Continue playing some more but pretty much lost that win and broke even. It's an alright game but never played it again for the tip, seems like an east way to lose a ton of money real fast. I think it's around 6 and I'm feeling a good buzz coming on. We decided we want to play sigma derby so we walk down to MGM. The race track was all full so I go play BJ until some seats open. I play for awhile when my buddy calls and says there's an open seat, but I say it's gonna be awhile since I just hit a hot streak at the table. Sadly the streak ends and I go on losing all my buy in. One funny thing that happened: I was at the table by myself when 2 banging hot girls sit on each side of me. The dealer instantly looks at me and whispers "hooker", I give him the slight head nod of acknowledgement . They're all rubbing up on me when the infamous "Want some company" line comes up. I said hell ya I want some company with you 2 hotties, what time do you get off work? The dealer busts out laughing and the girls look disgusted, one says to the other let's get out of here and off they went. Dealer tells the pit boss we got some working girls and he calls security. Side Note: I'd like to thank who ever posted that hooker comeback on this board, it was hilarious and I wanted to use it more on the trip but never got approached again. I want to say now its 1AM and I'm completely shit faced. Start walking back to PH and that whole stretch between MGM and PH seemed really sketchy for some reason. I don't remember it ever being like that but I kept my empty beer bottle firmly secured in case I had to bash some fucker in the face. Arrived at PH and play BJ till 5AM or so. I don't remember anything exciting happening for the night. I grab some Earl's and go home to find my buddy passed out, face down on the bed fully clothed, and shoes still on. I just laugh and go to eat my sandwich when I noticed there's about a teener of coke on the table. I think oh fuck he better not of ODed, I go kick him and he moans and grunts so all is good!