Direct from todays local newspaper. United Airlines plans to install slimmer seats next year on some of its planes, enabling the airline to squeeze in more passengers. Alaska Airlines and Southwest Airlines this year seperately announced plans to install slimmer, lighter seats to increase passenger capacity. Spirit Airlines has seats that are not only thinner but also non-adjustable, allowing the airlines to fit up to 33 more passengers per plane. So all you obese-overweight (Uh! Sorry! People of size) better get with the diet you have been talking about for years. If not you may get "squeezed out"! Get it? Squeezed Out!!!!!!!