Happenned this past Sunday. . Me + another guy (John) are a walking twosome. We're second group out. . The foursome in front stops after number 9 because of continueing light rain. We're ALL FAST players. John asks "You wanna stop ?" I said, "No...look at the tenth green -- the sky is clearing. I think it'll stop raining in 10 minutes...let's go on." . We are now the first group + the rain stops. We walk to the 11th tee + drive into the fairway. I notice a cart next to the green as we walk off the tee. We get to our balls + these two guys are still on the green. . My first thought is "where did these guys come from ? -- The Starter never puts anybody out the "Back side" at this time because he knows we're coming around + play fast." My next thought......"these guys are REALLY SLOW." . We stand at our balls......and wait......and wait. The two guys putting see us ( Mr. Orange + Mr. Blue ) -- Mr. Orange keeps looking at us.....but is very slow w/ everything he does. Next tee box ( The 12th )....Par 3. we're on the tee......waiting...waiting... Mr.Orange keeps looking at us.....and walks around the green....slowly. . John + I start discussing the rather deliberate slowness of Mr.Orange and how he keeps looking back at us. Then, john makes a critical mistake + I groan immediately after --- John whistles.....and says "Let's Go !" I knew it was a bad mistake....... and may have been the first bad etiquette of the day ( I say "may" ). . Mr. Orange yells something back - and waves his arm in the air - and I knew....he's only gonna get slower, now. They tee off the 13th....and stand next to the cart for a rather long time....as we wait on the tee....again. Nobody is holding them up -- They putt the 13th + 14th greens -- and stand next to the green, near the cart, cleaning the same club 3 or 4 times. And Mr. Orange is ALWAYS looking back at us. . I said, "John, they want us to hit into them - that's why they stand next to the green after putting out." John says "..and Mr.Orange is always looking back at us while he walks slowly around the green." I said, "Notice he's always the last one to putt out + walk off ?" . 15 - 16 - 17.......all the same......we wait on every shot. . 18th They tee off . We walk on to the tee box and they are driving the cart in circles - in the middle of the fairway. they park in in the middle, now and each walks off 50 yds to the right and left.......but neither takes a club with them ! I said, " This is really bad acting - as if they can't find their balls ? It's their last hole to f*ck with us...so their really making us wait." I'm teeing off , now...screw them !I hope I hit Mr. Orange !" I didn't.......came nowhere close to them - don't hit long drives. They saw me tee off + drove off. . On the 18th green as we're putting + the twosome is getting their gear off the cart....20 yds away. I say LOUDLY to John _ "Wow ! was that BAD ACTING ! huh ?" . John is FURIOUS. Storms past me to speak in the Pro Shop -- Mr. Blue comes out of the Pro shop and says "Hey, did you guys have a nice round ?..you played well...hope we didn't hold you up ?" John mumbles something..storms inside .....probably "f*ck you". Mr. Blue says to me "Hey ?...I was only trying to be nice...geez." ( very much unlike myself ) I replied "Don't worry about it." and I shrugged. Mr. Blue ( bad acting again ) tries to look bewildered + walks around the corner + yells back "F*ck you !" . The starter comes stormimg out - walks around the corner + says - "Hey, I told you guys to go off the front ! not the back side ! You see what happens ?...you were told to go off the front !" Mr. Blue told him "The crew was cutting holes - we couldn't." I said to the starter "The hole cutter was BEHIND us !" . Now, another ( some time starter ) comes up w/ a cart and says "Once an @sshole...always an @sshole." I said, You know that guy ?" "I know Mr. Orange - he was @sshole in High School and still is." . I walk to the parking lot......and did a VERY SMART THING. I don't walk to my car.......I walk to another + drop my gear. Low and behold. I see Mr.Orange watching me from his car - And Mr. Blue pulls out in front of me. NOBODY"S GONNA "KEY" MY CAR. . End of long story. . What would you have done ? Had anything happen like this ?