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A littlle humor - The husband store

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Sep 14, 2014.

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  1. wormhole

    wormhole Low-Roller

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    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.She decides to go up to the next floor.

    The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. She decides to go up to the next floor.

    The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

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    A New Wives store opened across the street.
    The first floor has wives that love sex.
    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
    The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
     
  2. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty native Texan; born and bred.

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    I read this to my wife just now.....I hope to be able to reply at a future time.
     
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    That was funny!!

    and I'm a woman :)
     
  4. JosieCat

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    Thanks for the early morning chuckle, and I'm a woman too!
     
  5. Dean Martin

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    That is way too funny.....sadly, I probably would have never made it to the 2nd floor of the Wife Store:wink2:
     
  6. KellyLovesVegas

    KellyLovesVegas certified personal trainer/retired space nerd

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    This female found it hilarious! My hubby got a chuckle from it, too :)
     
  7. QueenAngie

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    LOL! From another female!
     
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    A New Wives store opened across the street.
    The first floor has wives that love sex.
    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
    The third floor has wives that love sex, have money and are hot.
    The fourth floor has wives that love sex, have money, hot and loves Vegas.
    This is where I would stop. :beer:
     
  9. Breeze147

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    Yeah, but after 6 months they would only love money and Vegas.
     
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