Here it is… post 5000 and my 15th trip to Las Vegas. Enjoy. The planning for this trip started out of Angy not really looking forward to her January trip. At the time, I told her, to move her flight up to Friday and I would come out and hang out with her and possibly Drea that weekend. We talked to Drea and she said she was in, along with getting Friday off to pick us up at the airport, so it was on. Along the way, we were able to “convince” Sandra to come out and she decided to bring her friend, MizzKittie in tow as well as their local friend, Baby Cougar. We also picked up Sin in the days leading up to the trip which meant her friend Bliss would make an appearance as well. This brought our total to 7 lovely ladies and, as Ron so eloquently put it, one dick. In the end, we added a couple of more to make it 9 Friday I get up at the crack of dark, shower, and await my buddy Dustin for my ride to the airport. He shows up a little late, but we made good time to the airport where check in was slow. Security was a breeze and I even got to see the University of Tennessee cheerleaders on their way somewhere. Nice way to start off a trip. We board the plane and wait… and wait… and wait… I get so board that I start taking pictures and sending them to Angy who was just getting to her airport for her flight. They take their sweet ass time refueling the plane, which had been sitting at the gate for over an hour already, and were starting to cut into my precious Vegas time. Finally, we take off, almost 30-45 minutes behind schedule. Stupid Allegiant. Leaving... On a Jet Plane... The flight was fairly uneventful and they did nothing to try and make up any time in the air having us arrive in Vegas almost an hour behind schedule. Angy and I were suppose to get in at the same time, with Sin arriving an hour before we did. These nice ladies waited around on me and, as luck would have it, were accidentally standing at my baggage carousel when I came down the escalators. Hugs all around as they both tried to duplicate my picking them up and hugging them from NSF. Thanks for trying ladies. My bag is one of the first few out of the new carousel 2 so I grab it and we’re off for the limo stand. A short ride over to Planet Hollywood where we go ahead and check in at about 10:30. Angy’s room is ready, but they had me down for a smoking, king bed that I didn’t think that my roomies for this trip would appreciate, so I had them change that to 2 beds and non-smoking. Unfortunately, this made me have to wait to get keys since my room wouldn’t be ready until that afternoon. Oh well. We grab Angy’s keys and get a call from Drea who had just arrived. We wait around for her in the lobby and she gets in her first shot at me of the weekend within seconds of walking in the door. Man, what have I gotten myself in for? We take the South Towers elevators and make our way up to Angy’s Resort room. It’s a very nice, spacious room with a double vanity which made the girls extremely happy. We have all of our bags brought up to the room and sit around and visit with one another. The plan was to go to breakfast at the Peppermill once getting situated so we all head down to valet where Drea scores a guy’s business card that he had given to the valet to give to her. Around comes Drea’s Mmmmmmmmmmustang and we all pile in. Nice car girl! We arrive at the Peppermill where Mikey was supposed to join us, he ended up passing and didn’t make it. We grab a booth where Sin, Drea and myself have the Drea special; chicken fried steak. It was really good, but not the orgasmic meal that Drea had back in October. After some good times and full bellies, we head on over to the Fashion Show Mall so the ladies can pick up some goodies as well as work on coming up with a nickname for me. Let’s just say, you would have had to have been there to appreciate the jokes… and no purse holding for me either! We head back over the hotel so I can grab my room keys then head over to Heart Bar in the casino for a few drinks. The drink service here was slow when trying to get a drink from the bar, but when we got a waitress finally, she took good care of us. After several rounds, we head back up to the girl’s room where we just hang out and text message Sandra to death and just chill for awhile. The girl’s start getting ready for dinner, so I grab my things and moved over to the North side of the hotel and room 2061 where I grabbed a quick shower and change clothes. I head back over to the girl’s room where they are finishing up for the evening then we head down to PF Changs to meet Becky for dinner. Good dinner, great company, and I end up catch hell for not having any booze to drink as Sin rats me out to Terry. Our meals come out and I ask for a Corona to go with my meal to a round of applause. With dinner out of the way, it looks as if Drea and myself are just about down for the count. I blame it on her food since I had a few bites of it as well, but we all we kind of dragging afterward. We head back up to the girl’s room to await Sandra and MizzKittie. We finally get the text that they have arrived, so it’s down to valet to wait for them. They round the corner and it’s hugs all around then it’s up to my room where Sandra and MK to drop off their bags and some obscene phone messages are left. No time to dawdle, so it’s back down to valet for us to pickup a limo to Hogs & Heifers. Becky call it a night here and we all pile into a Planet Hollywood limo and make our way downtown. Talk about a sight… stepping out of a limo outside of Hogs & Heifers. The first order of business, a round of Goldschläger shots courtesy of Sandra then we get our drinking on. This turns into a long fun night of dancing and drinking and I get to meet Sin’s friend Bliss again as well as Baby Cougar. Loads of fun! Me and Angy, Stylin' and Profilin' in the PH Limo See? I was Drinking Terry! Honest! It’s getting late, so we head out and make a pit stop at the Golden Nugget where Drea finds that her wallet is missing. We look all around to find it and her and I even head back to Hogs & Heifers to see if it was there with no luck. I told the others that we would meet back up with them at Planet Hollywood since Baby Cougar offered to give them a ride back. We grab a cab and head back to Planet Hollywood to meet up with the rest but find out that they are still at the Golden Nugget. Drea decides to call it a night so she could go to the DMV the next morning for a new ID so I head down to the Heart Bar where everyone is to meet up with me when they get back to the hotel. Finally Angy arrives as Sandra, MK and Sin were heading to the cage to collect on Sandra’s roulette winnings. I make a pit stop and Sin showed up at the bar while I was gone. She informs me that Sandra and MK had went to bed, so I decide that was a good idea since I was officially at 28 hours and counting since my head hit the pillow. I decide to call it a night and let Angy and Sin continue on. I get to the room and the girls are getting ready for bed. They both start screaming that they are hungry and I grab some peanut butter crackers out of my bag and toss them to the girls. This starts up a small food fight with MK leading the charge. Finally, everyone calms down and we’re down for the count after 5am. Saturday The next “morning”, we order up some room service, courtesy of Sandra and her roulette winnings. Thanks Sandra! Today is “make over” day so Sandra, MK, and myself head for the Miracle Mile Shops and find me some clubbing clothes. We run into Drea who was on her way back from the DMV to get ready for her hair appointment. We pile into MK’s car then head out on Flamingo to get MK a red stripe in her hair, getting lost along the way as MK does her best to kill Sandra and I. Now I know why Sandra wanted to sit in the back seat. Sandra and I end up dropping MK off at the Fashion Show mall as they were the only place open that we could find to do it then over to In-N-Out to grab some burgers, getting lost along the way. Nice driving Sandra! Must be a California thing. We get back to the room with our In-N-Out food and proceed to devour it when MizzKittie arrives, extremely upset at what the salon did to her hair. Instead of a bright red stripe in her hair like she wanted, they ended up just basically darkening a blonde strip she already had in her hair. She was not a happy camper. But it’s too late now to worry about that and we begin the long journey to looking fabulous for the evening. The group consensus was for me to shave the goatee, so off it came after a very weak argument from me. I just knew I wouldn’t win this one. Sandra goes and puts some dippity do in my hair and spruces it up, then I put on my new duds and I’m a new man. After the girls finally get ready, we head downstairs to meet up with the rest of the group and a few pictures. Then we’re off to Hard Rock courtesy of another limo ride and head over to the bar to we wait on Baby Cougar. I catch some crap from Bliss and realize she fits right in with this bunch. A Jäger bomb for me and the night starts off right. See? No Really I Was There! Baby cougar arrives with her friend as well as Drea’s friend and we head over to Body English where we find out I can’t go in with them if they want the 2 bottle special. They are told that I’ll get walked in first and meet them inside. Well that didn’t happen. They go in and I have to wait on the host to come back and get me over by the exit. Finally in I go and Sandra comes and gets me and takes me to the backroom they put us in. Not much of a table I think to myself and see the displeased look on several of the girl’s faces. Just not enough room to do anything. Some wheeling and dealing and we get moved to a real table just off the stairs. Good location for the action. Angy and Me at Body English The next thing I know there’s a bottle of Captain and another ice bucket along with a bottle of Jack, then another bottle of vodka… then Sandra comes over with a bottle of Jäger and a six pack of Red Bull and most of us do a Jäger bomb. A lot more drinks, dancing, and good times until Sin informs me that they will kick us all out if I don’t leave. Huh what? It seems they don’t appreciate people passing out at their tables, so she tells me it’s time to go home. We find Sandra on the way back in fairly bad shape and Sin grabs us a limo back to Planet Hollywood. Back in the room, Sandra does some praying at the porcelain altar and Sin gets her into bed with a trashcan as a bedside mate. Sin takes off after it appears we’re both OK and I start getting ready for bed when MK calls looking for us. I tell her what happened and I assume she grabs a cab back to the hotel and I stay awake long enough to let her in the room since she didn’t have a key. We’re all out after a very rough night. Sunday I awake a few hours after falling asleep to the sounds of MizzKittie roaming around the room. I hop up to grab some drugs to get rid of my headache and MK directs me to the Alka Seltzer, which I drink down as well as my Goody’s powders. Soon after, room service arrives with some matzah ball soup for her, which she ends up sharing some of that with Sandra while I do my best to eat a pack of her crackers. Another call to room service for another bowl of soup and some breakfast potatoes and we all do our best to recover. We chill out in the room, napping off and on for several more hours until it’s time for the girls to get themselves together and head back towards Los Angeles. They head over to Angy’s room to retrieve Sandra’s purse that she left at the club the night before and I jump in the shower, clean up myself, and watch some of the Patriots and Chargers game while they are gone. They return and we say our good byes, then I head over to meet up with the other girl’s in their room. Drea and Sin are sitting down enjoying some room service while Angy is looking over some photos that were posted on the Internet. Drea hops in the shower, and I finally realize that I haven’t eaten in several hours and munch down on what is left of her chicken tenders and French fries, while Sin recounts the previous evening to me that I somehow have misplaced in my head. It seems that at one point, I was so beyond drunk that I was making Jäger bombs for myself and finishing them off. To my best recollection, I only had 2 all night, one at the bar and then the group shot when Sandra brought over the bottle… Never a good sign… Sin is next for her shower as it nears time for her flight home and she does her best to beat Angy’s record setting shower time, finishing up in an unbelievable time to the girl’s delight while I continue to watch the Packers-Giants game on the tube. Sin finishes up getting ready for the airport while Angy and Drea prepare for the Lenny Kravitz concert. We say our good byes to Sin then soon to each other as Angy and Drea head out for the evening. I stop downstairs to grab something to drink from the shop near registration and realize Sin must have been correct about the Jäger story as I could have swore I smelled Jager there at the check out and all I wanted to do was hurl… Forget that shit! Back up to the room to finish getting my things together then down to check out which takes forever, then it’s over to the airport. As this will probably be my last Allegiant flight, they must have taken pity on me and gave me the whole exit row to myself where I actually was able to sleep on a red eye flight for almost the whole trip home. I return to Knoxville and the freezing cold temperature of 5 degrees, putting this trip in the books. Kudos I had so much fun on this trip, even if I didn’t gamble at all. Once again, time was too short to fully enjoy the company of these wonderful people. It was a blast to do bottle service at a club, and I wouldn’t mind doing that again in the future… hopefully without the Jäger and me getting so wasted that I actually remember the whole night. Hell, maybe that’s the whole point of doing it… Thank you to Sandra and MizzKittie for the whole make-over, even if I’m not exactly sure how I feel about it yet. We’ll see as I go back to work this week and receive comments from those people. I enjoyed the company and am happy to consider you both friends. I am so glad that I got the chance to party with Angy, Sin, and Drea once again. You girls rock! I always have a blast when it comes to you ladies. And to the other ladies of the ensemble, it was a pleasure meeting you ladies as well.