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7/11 to 7/17... at Harrah's... Let's do this

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  1. kps

    kps High-Roller

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    My Trip Report

    Alright so right off the bat a warning for you all. This was a planned out trip that ended up becoming somewhat of a Vegas bender for some of us. I will give as much details as remembered, told by others, photos seen and what the women did/feedback given based on what they wanted us to know with their partying. There will be multiple parts as work does interfere with this task.

    The reason for the trip was 4 fold: my birthday on the 11th, a combo bach/bachelorette party for me and my fiance, and a surprise visit for one of my groomsman (A Vegas Virgin no less), planned by his wife, by his family who have not seen him since mid 2012 when he was deployed to the Middle East. Final tally was 35 throughout the trip with initially 20 on the non stop flight out and 25 being in Vegas by 9PM that evening.

    I always fly Southwest due to the non stop and have never had any problems. Will give props to them because mid flight it was announced on the plane that it was my birthday and also a bach/bachelorette party which led to free beers/drinks for myself and the soon to be Mrs. the final 2 hours. The beer always taste better when free I must say. Now add to the fact the guys, 8 of us, had 2 shots and 2 beers while waiting in the airport to get on the flight plus the first cold one when on the flight my best man had to buy me plus the 2nd cold one of my groomsmen had to buy me on the flight because of said first one...well you see where this will be going. 3rd groomsman and another college friend is already in LV as they took the 6am out of NYC to meet us there that morning. It's only my birthday and we are just warming up.

    Our shot choice for the entire trip was the mini/baby Guiness. All depended on what stage of sobriety or lack there of we were in when we ordered them. If you haven't had one and you like coffee you will enjoy this one. It is a shot of cafe Cuervo with Bailey's poured on top. I am not a coffee drinker but these are downright awsome. Downside...it's still Tequilla!!!! You'll understand later. Anytime I write in my report shot or shots, this is what we are doing.

    So we land at 2:25 PM and get the luggage, pay the guy outside $20 to have him get one shuttle to bring all of us to Harrah's directly with no other stops. We all paid for the roundtrip to and from since people were leaving anywhere between Sunday and Wednesday but it was nice to get a straight shot in. Driver was quite appreciative of the $60 we gave him for doing it. Check in was smooth since we were all TR card holders. Check in was not until 4 otherwise for the mere minions who do not hold the card of exclusivity known as TR. In room unpacking at 3:30. BEWARE!!! The shuttle company has merged with another one and based on the 2 from NYC taking it that morning, they go to many more hotels than the 2-4 they used to go to last time I took it in spring 2012. Almost an hour for them to get there. I took Presidential Limo in October 2012 so I don't know when this started. We ended up cabbing it back since when we called to set up our pickup for the Wednesday they needed to pick us up at 8 for a 11:45 flight. Cost back with tip was $25.

    So on 7/9 I went on Vons.com and put in my order of pregame/room needs to be delivered between 5-6 PM on the 11th. Gatorade, pedialyte, pretzels, Pringles, Grey Goose, Malibu, juices, sodas, bananas, fruit,etc. Free delivery since it was my first time using them. They have a code for that when you register online. They call you when they get there. 5:15 I get the call and they are waiting in the lobby and brought everything up to the room, just had to meet him and bring him up. Ahh yes the refrigerator....Since our room was comped with the exception of Friday and Saturday it was supposed to be $20 or $25/night for it. Mentality was $140 for the week there and not paying resort fees since we booked in December, they did try though and acted like they didn't know why the price was $100 higher than what I had printed up on my confirmation initially, asked if they were charging me the resort fee that started in March, "oh yes I see that, I'm sorry, I see you booked in December. Let me remove that..." anyway, let's get it so we have the cold ones cold and not constantly icing up the sink. When we closed out Wednesday, no charge for said fridge...Beautiful. Props also to Harrahs for linking all of our reservations together when I called in to keep 6 of the Carnival rooms all together on one floor. Two couples went for the suite and the strip view which screwed them but they had no probs catching up and for some reason 3 of the other rooms were further more towards the elevators but on the same floor as us. I requested as far back on a floor as possible and 6 of the 8 at the end of our floor were us. Rooms were basic which is what we need since the storm is about to begin.

    Dinner Thursday was very simple: Started 5:30 KGB in Harrahs. Did the double cheeseburger with fries and there was 14 of us eating. Buckets of beer were a little pricey but great grub to fill up before we party the first night. Girls did the martinis and loved them. No complaints from anyone on the food and most of the group struggled to really damage the burgers. Tons of leftovers with the exception of me and the best man. When I have to cut my burger in half and not eat half of the bun to barely and I mean close my eyes pray to the Heavens the final 2 bites stay down to finish the double, that's a good burger and a great smelly reminder next morning. Definitely try the mac and cheese sticks and 4 of the girls were raving about the Velvet Hammer and Double Agent cocktails drinks. One complaint...They don't split up the tab with big parties. This was something we saw everywhere so just beware.

    We decided first night would be great to start out at Toby Keith's bar in Harrahs. Casual, everyone can catch up and oh yeah...$15 all you can drink for the ladies on Thursday.

    This is where my first hang up comes in and where the soon to be Mrs. and her entourage had to be indoctrinated in proper bar etiquette. I understand with that type of deal $1 or $2 tip per drink is acceptable....but it does not get you immediate service or heavy pours. So here you have 12 girls all getting there wrist bands, ready to go bat crap crazy, party, whoop it up, take lots of pics and planning on being in bed by 1 AM because I promised the soon to be Mrs. a cabana/pool day, girls only, on Friday. After the group did their first round she came over to me at round 2 and asked if this tastes right. It did but weak. How much of a tip? $2. Two other girls $1 each. Three other girlfriends are waiting at the back of the bar by the entrance to get another round. Sidenote: all of us guys are at the table by the entrance pounding shots and beers while deciding if a midget/short person/vertically challenged/whatever is PC..sorry telling you how we discussed it, stripper can actually do a pole dance on the pole connected to the table and ceiling we are at. And also deciding limo or cab to Fremont Street since groomsman #3 from NYC has 2 dj gigs at 11:30 and 2:30 AM that night in LV. Don't worry you'll read about it.

    I take soon to be, her 2 friends and join the 3 others at the bar. I ask the girls to take $10 each out of their bags and hold them in their hand..looks of confusion...just do it. Bartender comes over asks what they need, they order, he pours the drink, gives it to them, I tell them all to give him their $10 and they drink. Faces pucker. Those girls told the others what just happened, second pack comes running over and from what I am told the next morning, after we left they did that again later on that night and they all were popping advill, pedialyte and gatorade Friday morning before the pool.

    My boys.....As I disclosed, shots, beers and midget stripper discussion along with other assinine topics. We decide to roll out at 10:30. Three of the girls wanted to run with us, "she who must be obeyed', the soon to be Mrs. nickname when the buzz kicks in, had no probs as these girls have never done any clubs or lounges in Vegas with us in the past. Plus she is happy with her girlfriends and they wanted to stay. Kiss her..."I'll be ok, don't worry it's the first night and I know I have to pace myself" I said. One of the girls is a Vegas virgin. I think also "she who must be obeyed" had some spies amongst the girls going with us which I didn't care...or so I thought. Limo over to DCR on the corner of Fremont Street and something. $70 all in for the limo in front of Harrahs which made sense in our mental state. It is a lounge that plays house music, more Chicago vibe, laid back. Not my style as I am an EDM fan but we are supporting my boy...for a little. Drinks are ridiculous in a positive way. I now understand what the difference is between a bartender and a mixologist. Don't know wtf they were doing but bachelor was now in Vegas mode. On top of that the promoter who signed my boy for this gig had them make a punch bowl for the group that tasted like Seagrams but some said there was tequilla but overall was wayyyyyy to smooth. Bad because we still had to go to Artisan for the 2nd gig.

    At some point at DCR 4 of the guys wanted to roll out and gamble, no probs, many days ahead, catch you guys manana. Peace out, going to level 2 on my end, best man is hanging strong with one of the other guys and the 3 girls. Best man went outside to get some air and comes back in declaring we have to go across the street to this other club playing EDM. Me, him, other guy, 2 of the girls. 1 guy and girl hang at DCR with DJ/groomsman. Other place is Vanguard. Well how do you put this. 4 rounds of shots and some beers later while jamming to the music we realize we need to get back to DCR and roll on. Pics I was shown the next day from Vanguard shows best man being bent over by each of the girls and well...anyway. Him motorboating 1 of the girls...and me with a look of confusion as 2 random girls are each tonguing my ears. According to 3rd guy with us, said 2 girls made out and wanted to know what we were doing next.....uh oh. Girls with us blocked that one very quickly.

    Roll back to DCR bills get closed out and off to Artisan. This is where stuff is real blurry and I remember some of the conversations and happenings. Once we arrive the bouncer realizes it was my birthday on the 11th, now the 12th, and at Artisans if you visit the month of your birthday first bottle free!!!! Bring it on...level 3, known as "you really want to do this?".

    So at the bar bottle in hand pimpin' it like any pastey white gangsta would. In my best Shaq voice...Can you dig it!!!! Beyotches and hoes stepping up and asking for a shot. Now imagine this scene, me, an engaged man, no Abercrombie and Fitch model in a long shot or with drunk goggles on, big pimpin' with women who are way the f$%k out of my league. Like out of the stadium league... there are pics that were brought to my attention the next morning by what is now known as woman spy #1 showing me these, the other Vanguard pics with random women, the DCR pics with 3 random women, all to the amusement of soon to be Mrs. and her girls in our room getting ready for the promised pool/cabana day. Cringe, sphincter puckering, please don't hit me. My pick up line went something like this...I'm the ugly bachelor and you're the beautiful woman, can I get a pic with you to prove to the soon to be Mrs. I still have game? The girls with me laughed evey time but it worked and then all the girls would talk and hang after the photo opp. I guess women like being in packs. On top of that best man wanted in on said pics being taken so it cost him a round every time. Yep, costly first night so far.

    Onward, more shots are being bought all around. Now remember the shot of this trip is mini/baby Guiness??? Remember also it is really tequilla hidden with a coffee taste? Got to the point that bachelor is going to buy a bottle of Dom!!! Why? According to legend...one of the girls.... VIP chick was drop dead gorgeous, said hello to me and said do I need another bottle? Suddenly in VIP, bottle in hand and the bill comes.... $615 which includes tip and tax. No prob...if you know how to pay your bill. How drunk was I? By order of the pics taken by spy girl#1 and to the amusement of VIP waitress, bouncer and friends... room key, license, blue cross/blue sheild insurance card were the first 3 things out of my wallet to pay for it. Yep, we have reached wrap it up mode!! Fortunately girl #3 in the group was sobering up and assited me by finally getting the cash out of my wallet to pay for the botlle. Argued just give her the $700 and let's roll!!! Girl #3 didn't see why to tip more, me, couldn't even read the tab, VIP says it's good...so it's good.

    All said and done after stopping at McD's somehow for a quick drunk eat 5:45 AM arrival back to the room according to "she who must be obeyed". Only reason why she knows that is I woke her up and I wanted to know why she didn't want to get up and talk. Day 1 in the books.
     
  2. Burt

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    Great report. I can't wait to see the rest.
     
  3. Lhammer28

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    Sounds like a blast to me! Cant wait to hear the rest!
     
  4. kps

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    Day 2

    So Saturday was somewhat foggy initially.

    Girls came to the room, tried to put together what they did last night at Toby Keith's. Spy #1 showed all of the pics from me and the groups run down to Fremont Street. Not much pushback, couple of comments from some but all in all no damage.

    When I was planning the pool day for the soon to be Mrs. the request was low key with a cabana. Her final 3 was Flamingo, Monte Carlo or Bagatelle. We've done MC before and were very familiar with the set up and the only way I could pull that off with her group was by doing the executive cabana which unfortunately was booked for that Friday. I tried to get her to do Saturday or Sunday but her party was Saturday night and Sunday was a recovery day of sorts. Flamingo was rental only and then add on food and beverage. So I contacted Bagatelle.

    Glad I did. Cabana plus 2 day beds in front of the cabana for $500 food and beverage minimum. I was skeptical because of what I have read and heard lately about how minimal the crowd was and whether or not it would survive the summer. Personally I wanted to put her in Marquee but she who is happy make it easier for me.

    Feedback from her. They started by doing 1 bottle of champagne and replaced the botle of vodka with Malibu which was $350 total taken out of the $500 min. The pitchers of drinks were very good at I believe she said $60 or $65 per. They did a few finger foods, some did burgers and all in all had a great day. Overall the bill was $897 after tip and tax and a few shots. Can't complain since I gave her 1k cash. She was surprised it was so low, felt it should have been more. Found out later the girls ran their own tabs for the shots and drinks they bought her throughout the day. The only complaint they had was it was a little to loud at times, but I guess when your capacity is 2k and you only have 300-400 there you will run into that. She had a fun time as I found out at 6:30 when I came back from my running around as she was in bed after her shower just saying she just needed a quick nap and she'll be ready for 10 PM. Lol, she was out by 9 that night and didn't wake up until 8 or so the next morning. Me on the other hand, oh let me tell you....

    My day was interesting. After the girls left I hopped back ino bed for what I hoped would be a quick nap and was disturbed at 11 by the groomsmen. 28 minutes...really? Best man was freaking out because he lost his debit card somewhere the night before and saw a receipt in his pocket that he used the emergency credit card to pay for the tab at DCR and Artisan. The problem there was he forgot that he also paid for shots and drinks at Vanguard so the assumption was we would have to go back down there to pick it up. Hell, let's roll now. Quick shower again to wake up.

    So game plan was back down to Fremont after going to Subway because nothing goes better after a good night of drinking than a sandwich. Fortunately for me no headache, just foggy and slowly clearing up from Friday's run. Well that plan didn't go to well at first. Some of the boys were downstairs already playing craps and blackjack. Not really digging the idea with the fogginess and needing to eat but I was out voted so to the tables we go. Banana and pretzels chased with a gatorade and 3 ibuprofin followed by grabbing a roadie to drink while taking the elevator.

    The casino....now I know why the lights stay on 24 hours a day. The dealers were not even kissing me while they were fu@#!ng me at blackjack. I will take things not do in Vegas for 1000 Alex. What do you mean 19 is no good because you hit a 5 with 15. How the hell do you hit blackjack 3 straight hands??? WTF is going on???? I have to pound these beers quicker to make them cost less than $100 a pop. Yep, down $500 in less than hour. Had dreams of making a run playing $50 a hand and was smacked back to reality very quickliy. Won a few to tease but like they say, the house is always favored in Vegas.

    No worries, craps. The boys are over there playing, looks like the chips are piling up. Making a ton of noise. Why not?? Sorry, the most boring game in the world unless the person rolls the number, hits the number, doesn't screw you with the crap out number, whatever it is they are trying to do on this thing. Not my game and spent an hour on there realizing you have to go big to win big and when I walked away I was up $43. I know it's a win but damn I'm buzzed now. Off to Fremont Street to pick up groosman's debit card.

    The wedding party roll out while the other guys were going to continue to gamble but wanted to hit the pool at Harrah's to see the "talent". We'll call them when we get back. Just a quick run, pick up, grab a quick cheap bite, back in 2 hours max. Yeah right.

    Fremont Street during the day is like that guy or girl you roll over and look at the next morning and go WTF???? Really??? The magical lights and alcohol definitely make LV and it's people a lot prettier at night. So we stop by Vanguard and tab is paid off and we are jonesing for some food. Well with a good buzz dying down might as well get....deep fried twinkie!!!! 99 cents at that at Mermaids. Does a defib come with that order? Holy crap...which is what came out of me in the middle of the night later on....this is the biggest mistake I have made so far. After holding my breath for a few, piling pieces of gum in my mouth and praying, I was able to keep that pile of deep fried fat down. Check it off the bucket list, never again. I need a drink!!! We grab a round of shots and a beer at the outside bar which by the way, pretty cheap for Vegas standards and the groomsman from the military wanted to stop in Fremont and throw craps again.

    Stepped into Fremont, $3 craps. Ok, can't be to painful. Whatever...yep, still a boring game. Walk away down $30. My best man was playing roulette and looked like he was doing well, let's jump over there. Screw it $5 minimum. $5 on black. Hit. Run it. Hit. Pull the $15 I'm up and play 5 random numbers...denied....another beer please miss....Run the $10 I am still up, hit on 3. 30 something to 1 odds. Not bad. Best man explains boxing 4 numbers. Ok...hit once lose a few others. An hour or so later up $78. Pretty good. Ahh the buzz is back.

    Back to home base. 4 Boys are still sitting at the craps table. One is up a ton 2 are hating the blackjack dealer and 1 decided to go down to Bagatelle to join his girlfriend. The soon to be Mrs. did text and call asking if we wanted to come down...denied. It's your day honey, enjoy it. The one, now known as whipped got the call from the gf saying she missed him and he should come down. Whipped sober azz #$%@@^^&&!! Onward.

    Not digging the gambling so let's take a looksey at the pool. Groosmen are game, gambling derelicts will, well...continue feeding the addiction. The pool...Yep, it's there but it has what every man loves on the back end of the pool....a bar!!! And a bar that has..... Coors light bucket specials this lovely Friday afrenoon. But wait there's more, much more. Not only bucket specials but....a beer pong table!!! Jackpot!!! So now how much would you pay for this lovely area of enjoyment??? Well in our case, wedding party and 7 lovely ladies who decided to come over and challenge our manhood since dj groomsman has game and chatted them up while we were setting up the table for round 1......$240 dollars. That's right Wink we went through 8 buckets of 6 beers at $30/bucket plus $10 tip. Now I know that seems crazy tipping $10 a bucket but as you may notice the math does not add up because....2 free buckets during that time!!!! We actually paid for 6 and got 2 free. Brilliant!!!!!

    Well hell....SHOTS!!!!! What do you mean young ladies you never had a baby Guiness...Try one....Sure have another.....You want to buy me a shot??? Sure, wait a minute...can I get a picture with all of you to show the soon to be Mrs. I still have game???? What, you want to take one of just you and I? Sure....Back to the table since best man and I have won 3 in a row who's next??? Time out!!!

    Sidenote: When you are in the Las Vegas summer sun and playing beer pong and only have a banana, pretzels and a deep fried twinkie with alocohol in you odds are and trust me you are the underdog, you may feel a little lightheaded...suddenly your surroundings seem brighter and you may even start to quick swallow because something is just not right. Then it happened...I throw the ping pong ball and had to squat down. Yep, area spinning, feeling very lightheaded and need water fast. Slowly walk to chair under misters at bar. General quarters, general quarters (did 7 years active duty in the Navy)...may day, may day. And cut......Game over. Get a replacement for me, I have topped out.

    Mad props to the bartender for the ice cold wet towels and waters to help cool me down right away. Yep, the game is done. Vegas is up after this round. Time to roll in and get some food.

    Well never got the food. The boys and girls finished up their games, exchanged pleasantries, some room numbers and cells and we went our separate ways. Walked into the room where she who must be obeyed was laying under the covers saying just a little nap and I'll be ready by 10. I say ok, take a nice cold shower and lay next to her....Yep, didn't wake up until 6:15 the next morning after missing 7 phone calls and 9 text messages. Damn missing a night in Vegas....Oh well... to be continued.
     
  5. sabrina

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    Really enjoying your Vegas tale!
     
  6. D in the D

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    Awesome report thusfar. :beer:
     
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    MORE!!!
    Please!
     
  8. breanna61

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    Enjoying your report; looking forward to the rest of the story.
     
  9. LV_Bound

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    Awesome report.
    Lots of nonstop drinking, action and more drinking. :beer::beer:

    BTW....where are the pictures???????
     
  10. kps

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    Day part of Saturday

    Ahh pictures...Attached is one of myself and the soon to be Mrs. at MGM from that Monday's cabana day and 1 of the deep fried Twinkies. Unfortunately I do not know the secret password to the secret website where the pics have been sent so that the group can upload and view/comment all that occurred. Hmmmmm...Will get access tonight and upload some more this week as work will be interfering for the next few days.

    Saturday morning was a catch up type scenario. 14 of us decided to go to the Mirage for the unlimited mimosa brunch. All of the Groomsmen, myself, some new dude that we barely knew that worked for military groomsmen's wife, some chick he flew in with...did a pole dance move later that night at bachelorette party.... that chick's actress friend from LA...will get into that in a later post...soon to be Mrs., her bridesmaids and a few of the gf's.

    Overall food was very good. Took down 3 plates, personal best, and a few deserts. Two buckets of beer and 1 round of our shots for the guys. New guy was a Vegas virgin and the way he was talking, was probably going to become a drinking target of mine and best man's later on today and the rest of the trip. I know you drink with the best of them and have stories to tell for days on end new guy....standby.

    Can't complain as it was the 2nd actual meal since hitting Vegas. Goal here was to enjoy some time with the women and chill since both parties were later that evening. Women getting picked up at 6:30 to go to Wynn to do the bachelorette package of dinner at Society café Encore and VIP entry into Surrender, pole dancing happening and Tryst, Lil Jon dj'ing. Guys, dinner at Brand Steakhouse and Cosmo for the lounges. More on that later.

    Brunch is done next on the docket the women declare....shopping and walking the strip...Oh so sorry that is not the right answer. It is noon and hot in the city, I am not doing the touristy thing. Let me try $20 on this pretty slot machine while you girls really decide what you want to do...A beer, why thank you...15 minutes later...another beer...$20 more in this piece of crap electronic money stealer...So sorry try again...that's it gotta roll. Girls declare shopping and sightseeing, boys decide to return to home base and let's see what trouble we can drum up.

    Now after Friday you would think a small lesson would be learned...mmmm...no. What does one do when undecided? Go back to where the last piece of fun was and that was....the pool at Harrah's. DJ has already texted one of the chicks from yesterday and her friends were down there and he disappeared right after we stepped into the casino and caught back up with us a little later. He went to catch up with chick he was texting and being the highly educated one that he is I am sure they were discussing the current economic trends and happenings of the Middle East prior to joining us...yeah right.

    Before going to the pool the remaining 3 of us got sidetracked at the craps table. New guy decided to do the chicks' thing, too bad for him. Now why I waste my time at this table other than to have a few "free" beers I will never understand. I guess not really understanding the game is what gets me but I went in deciding to go a little bigger with the bets and...cashed out up $144 after tips and all. Ok not bad for 1.5 hours. I guess I rolled well as people were hooting and hollering once as I had the dice for 20 minutes or so but who knows, still a game I am not keen on and yes the buzz has finally arrived!!!

    Go to the rooms, pool trunks on and down to the pool. Like well trained monkeys we go right to the bar, 2 rounds of shots, 2 buckets of beer, $20 for 5 of Coors light, better than yesterday and over to the table. 2 girls from Texas come over, learned that by looking at the one girl with a Texas t-shirt she was wearing before starting beer pong, ask what we're doing and buy their own bucket and challenge any 2 of us. Military is eyeballing the pool and he slides off so me and best man take them on. T-shirt comes off Texas gal, are you f^%$ing kidding me???? Come on this is illegal. Is this some sort of joke man? Ok no ring gotta ask...boyfriend? Nope. Here with other cute gf and 4 other girlfriends from college. Best man is from Texas so with that being said, it was a game of ya'll, hook'em horns and drink up bitches...them saying that to us as we got throttled game 1. Ok no worries, shots....um what do you mean no shots? Wait a minute what do you mean you girls like shots of SoCo and Lime? Ok here's the bet, loser buys a round of shots, winners' call. Lost game 2...more SoCo...Won game 3...back to our shots...won game 4 another round of shots...another bucket each...Guess we're playing best of 5.

    See what I didn't notice due to the Texas distractions was that yesterday's girls plus other girls that joined them were at a cabana and dj was hanging with them. Do I check the cell, nope in the room. Do I see him waving us down, nope, focused on the game/distractions. But when chick I do not know comes up behind me and dumps a bucket of ice water over my head...you have my attention. Ends up being friend of other chicks we met yesterday that was dared by dj. Gotcha later brother.

    We end up winning game 5 and Texas distractions do one final round of shots. Great games, nice meeting you what are you and the group doing later, Texas t-shirt gives best man her cell. He never called dumb ass...another pair of out of our league girls with probably 4 others....Shit no pic...went ADD due to the distractions...lol.

    DJ and chick comes up and beats us by 1. Time to chill for a few as heat, alcohol and no water will take it's toll on some..me as we all know. Over to the cabana to catch up with chicks and best man decides to run back up to room and one chick follows...Must be nice being single in Vegas.

    Anyway 2 of the chicks decide to buy me a shot since I am the bachelor which led to 3 rounds of shots...can I get a photo to show she who must be obeyed I still have game...lol...dumbest line but batted a thousand the whole time when I remembered to ask. The 2 girls jump on the pong table, I ask for the tab, pay it and roll to the room for a quick blink before a shower and off to Brands at 8:30. It's 5PM.

    Now in a sober state of mind a few things would have hit me. 1- girls were leaving at 6:30 which means she who must be obeyed is probably in the room getting ready. 2- Girlfriends will probably be running in and out to get ready ask if dress is ok, etc. which means... 3- no nap until 6:30.

    I walk in and sure enough she who must be obeyed is in full getting dolled up mode with 2 gf's in towels looking at dresses she who must be obeyed laid out. Hello kiss, comment of I smell like a brewery and no you are not taking a nap right now. Back down to the pool I go. Best man is also down there sulking because he didn't have a beer pong partner to play since chick that he went upstairs with had to get ready also for her groups dinner that evening. In fact all of the girls left to get ready for dinner and we were left like 4 swinging dicks at a bar. Screw it, new tab with 1 bucket and a round of shots. Good afternoon for the fellas. Upstairs for a nap since they should be ready to go.

    Get upstairs and now all 14 girls are in and out of the room with last minute things going on. Me and the groomsmen grab a beer and watch this fiasco from the hallway. Finally 6:45 off they go. Nap!!!! Meet here at 8.
     

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