Since it's unlikely that I make a cameo in The Meadows this spring, here's an abbreviated version of the 10 questions I have asked in the past. Same rules apply: feel free to skip questions that don't apply to you. If you have no interest in a question, not answering it makes that point. If it's important for you to clarify that the subject of the question is over/under your socio-economic class, please do. Bonus points for those who offset their answers with italics, fancy colors or bold letters. 1. The High Roller. Do you plan to ride it? Why or why not? (If you rode it, tell us about it again, or skip the question. I'm guessing that those of you who rode it have shared your experience here already, but I'd be interested in reading a short synopsis of your experience again.) 2. What is your favorite time of the year for a trip to Vegas? Why? 3. Your 75-cent investment on the "Dewey defeats Hellmuth" slot machine results in a hand pay to the tune of $108,000. How soon will you be spending those winnings during a return trip to Vegas? 4. Congratulations, you're the new owner of Geezer's Palace, a mid-size casino resort not far from the trip. (Think of the casino formerly known as Terrible's.) Forget what your trusted advisers tell you, it's your casino. You make the rules. What rules/policies/comps are you going to institute in an effort to attract fresh, new and exciting customers to your gamblin' hall? 5. Do you typically overpack or underpack for your Vegas vacation? What's the one thing, besides clean underwear, that you like to take with you that the guy next to you at the blackjack table probably didn't pack.