Help me find my perfect joint?

Hi all, nice board you have here! I'll be hangin a lot here...

I'm looking for that 'spot' in LV that I gravitate too when times are slow and my I am stuck in my own head.

Here it is, and I'm pretty sure I'm asking for too much, but hey...

The kind of place you might find in New Orleans, or used too? The lights are low, everybody's grooving to the 4 man guitar heavy band, they are covering Stevie Ray, Robert Cray, Clapton, Buddy Guy, even break out the slide and take a shot at some Allman Bros! The bars have loose quarter VP machines, and the tables have as nekkid as possible hot ladies dancing on them! The bathrooms are clean, the food good, the drinks reasonable.

Anybody know this place? 1st round's on me....

 

I'm pretty sure I'm asking for too much

How did you guess?

 

Never seen them, labeled as the Las Vegas Classic Rock Band, pretty interesting bios, but read reviews on them when we were scouting things for our trip this past July. It says they are at Mandalay Bay.

http://www.phoenix2005.com/

 

sounds like a dream after a "perfect joint."

 

Sounds a similar concept to George Orwell's The Moon Under Water - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moon_Under_Water

 

No band, but the place is dark and calm. Lots of dark wood and soft couches.
Fireplace. Lights are dim. Beautiful view of the strip.
Get there between 6-9pm and the admission is free.
Foundation Room

 

The dude I deal with grows his own stuff. Nothing but the best, but it'll cost you.

He will twist up a big fat hog's leg. And you will have your perfect joint.

 

Definitely that British Columbia sh#t!!!!! Happy Trails.

 

I've been resisting making that joke since last night. I knew someone would eventually.

 

Wow gotta watch the slang around here just mention the word 'joint' and get major giggles huh...

Nothing against my fellow bakers, but I did mean a bar, a dive, a place, a club, etc

Got one place to check, thanks for that...If I delete the naked women and clean bathrooms can anybody else get close?

 

Actually that is a very good call. Just missing the near nudity and VP (of any kind). I have seen acoustic bands in there early evening.

 

While it doesn't contain many of your list items, I'd highly suggest you check out the Fireside Lounge next to the Peppermill restaurant. North strip near the Riviera. Awesome place to have some cocktails...

 

The Griffin, Fremont East has a dark, cool vibe good music, good beer but no bands or anything close to nakedness. However, plenty of other venues within that same area have bands.

 

Not that a view was on your list... But you can't beat the awesome view of the Strip from the Foundation Room patio

 

Not in Vegas but I can point ya to a couple of places like that here, including the Joint LOL. But depending on who is playing House of Blues is the closest I can think in Vegas to what ya want, except for the nekkid women.

 

Fun place we went to in July on Fremont also:

http://www.fremontstreetbars.com/downtown-3rd/hogs-and-heifers/

Did not roll into this one while down there:

http://www.fremontstreetbars.com/under-the-pint-glass/las-vegas-country-saloon/

Hope this helps.

 

Thanks for the pointers all