Predictions for the madness

I would like to hear some Predictions from the crew as to what's going to happen on this madness trip?...will everybody make it back home in one piece?

[ March 03, 2004, 09:22 PM: Message edited by: BuffaloDerek ]

 

Lets see...I've got a few predictions:

My buddy Derek will stay up all night at the same blackjack table at some point.

Somebody will have a monster craps roll.

Somebody will get their Aces cracked.

Somebody will lose a 3-team parlay by half a point.

Somebody will get propositioned

Somebody will do some propositioning

Somebody is gonna laugh so hard that mudslide comes out of their nose.

I've got a boring day at work ahead of me, I'll see what else I can come up with. By the way, 2 weeks from today, I'll be waking up at the Mandalay Bay. Or just getting to bed...

Mikey

 

I predict that Mikey will have a fantastic trip and win so much $$$ that he decides to stick around an extra couple of weeks to scope out where he'll want to work when he moves to Vegas later this year.

T-104

 

I predict:

I will double my money at a pai gow table on wednesday

Somebody will indecently expose themselves out a limo window

Somebody associated with this trip will be incarcerated

The craps meet will be INSANE!

 

If I fax you a copy of something of mine, will you hold it up to the window in my honor?

 

Damn Skippy!!!

 

I predict that a person will fall asleep at the BJ table...

that a finski will be dropped for the short stick...

that many a darkside bettor will be crushed...

that a flush on the flop will be busted out by a boat...

that a Pai-Gow hand will be set so incorrectly that it will lose the hand...

I will have at least two hats for each day!

Raider and Charger smack will be afoot...

A certain individual, lets call him VJ, will not step inside the high limit area at the MB...

A fight between 2 60+ year olds at the ElCo poker table...

So much food will be eaten at one time by one person that the whole trip will be covered....

The phrase, "$250 bucks? how about $60 and some change" will be heard....

Just some off the top of my head....

 

I predict:

That everyone will be to hungover to even think about a trip report for about a month.

That everyone will be so ga ga over the whole trip that no one will remember to take pictures.

That the rest of us losers here that didn't get to go will be kicking them selves in the arse because they didn't make it.


Xtra points go to the first person who posts an actual real picture of a midget hooker. Baz, this is your chance, buddy.

 

I accept that challenge, Billy!!

Baz

 

Do they even make that stuff any more? Maybe for "retro" day...

 

Predict that at some point I will see someone I am just SURE had to be Mikey and his Merry men, but will wonder why there's Mudslide oozing out of one of their noses.

Predict that I will hit a 4ofkind at Let it Ride for $600 (one chip pulled) and that will probably only get me back to even.

Predict that my longshot bet on VCU to win their first round game (assuming they get there) will pay for a dinner.

Predict that the Gods of Weauxf will bite in me the rear for my above positive attitude about my gambling.

Predict that my traveling companion for the trip (a Vegas Virgin) will have her life changed forever by the magic that is the 99c shrimp cocktail at GG. Either that or will be swept of her feet by BigElvis.

 

Hey Bazootch,
We are almost down to one row away on the calendar! and I am only two inches away on the map...

I predict a huge jackpot by someone on the T2V board! Hopefully me

I also predict the final four to be:

St. Joseph
Kentucky
Stanford
Oklahoma St.

 

I also predict a big win by somebody on this board
hey mikey maybe it's time for elvis to pay up..
Neon
no Acc teams in your fianl four...are you serious..

I predict several pictures of midget hookers

I predict that some way some how we will get binions to open while we are there...maybe we'll all pool our winnings and buy the mecca back and leave Mikey to run it for us..heck how could we lose

I predict an alchohol shortage for weeks after this trip...

and finally I predict a return madness trip next year with more t2v board members

cheers every one T-11...whew!!!!

 

I predict, while leaning over the 'man troft', the words "why does it hurt when I pee?", will be spoken.

 

I thought about that too Derek. I see Duke getting upset but when I see the actual brackets, things might change!

 

Although blind at this point, GO BEARCATS!

 

I predict you guys are gonna have a blast BUT be sure to leave some moola & booze for me cause I will be there shortly after you all leave EXACTLY 3 weeks from today!! I went to our local "boat" today and was practicing and got a straight flush on 3card--walked outta there with 670 of their money for a change. I am pumped!!!!

 

Hey, bazootch!!

Did you get any faxes yet from HoyaHeel??

 

No, but keep reminding her!!!

 

Not to rain on your party, but.....
this trip has has created such a buzz already, that I predict the end result will not meet the anticipation that has been building up.
You guys have had so much fun looking forward to it that your expectations may not be met on the actual trip. How many of us have had our best times when we least expected them. And how many times have we been disappointed when we were planning on the moon.
When you get on your respective planes, take off and finally see Vegas from your window, that could be the apex. Finally, nirvana is in sight and what a great feeling that is...but, what now then?