Prostitutes, knives, lebron james

So I wake up one morning and my friend calls telling me he has to go to vegas for business. Im like cool lets go. So we gather up some of the guys and head out.
So once we get to vegas we decided to go clubbing at tryst. So this is where fun starts. We get bottle service and pay like $300 for a damn bottle of Grey Goose, leaving me feeling like I got raped. I then decided I better drink all that if I'm paying all that money for it. Now the next parts are funny, because I'm that type of guy that is really shy, quiet, and responsible. So after downing about half the bottle by myself,I have a good buzz going and become the life of the party. I start talking to all these girls and dancing all over the place. Now all my friends are laughing, because nobody has ever seen me like this, as I turned into a super pimp almost taking a group of girls to our room. Now this is where I fail. I tell the girls to wait to by the restroom for me, but I'm so out of it I completely forget about them. My friend then wondering what happened to the girls, ask me what happened to those girls you were talking to. I then try to find them but no luck. So as I start walking down the strip to the Luxor, a pretty attractive Asian girl says hello. i start to get happy,because I feel like holy shit Vegas is so easy. I don't even have to try to get girls they just come to me and I'm no rico suave. She then starts doing a little flirting and ask me if I want company. It then hits me, she is a prostitute. I then tell her I have to go and I am really tired.

The next morning I wake up to knocking on my door. My first thought is it must be room service. So I open the door and this girl bull rushes the door and closes it behind her. I just got up so I have this confused look on my face. She then gives me this I want to do nasty things to you look. She then says my name and I respond with I think you got the wrong person and room. She says quit being an F***en liar you called me. I'm like no I didn't can you please leave. She then ask my name and right when I hear her ask me my name, I tell her my name is James because I just heard Espn mention Lebron James as I was talking to her. I'm like oh snap, I hope she didn't catch that. Now she is really getting pissed. She reaches into her purse and pulls out a knife. I'm like whoa relax lady. Now I am getting a little scared. I can already see it on the news already, young male gets stabbed in Vegas hotel room. Now this girl isn't the smartest tool in the shed, as she starts looking for valuables in the restroom. While she searches the restroom, I run into the main part of the room and hide my cellphone and wallet that I left sitting on the table. She starts demanding money, and I tell her I am broke. She says well I'm going to put charges on your credit card because I work with the hotel. So being the smart ass that i am, I tell her cool go ahead because I know she is lying. This must have really pissed her off because now she is red. She pulls the knife back up, so I give her a $50.00 bill. She then leaves while yelling out a bunch of threats.

So after all that madness, I meet up with my friends for breakfast/lunch. They then ask me if I had fun this morning. It then hit me these jackasses called her to my room They ended up telling me they got her number from a porn flier. So that is basically my trip nothing really exciting besides a little gambling, eating, an older lady trying to get me to her hotel room, and a girl at the club asking me a million questions about my penis. I am not a fan of std's so i had to tell her no.
So does anybody have any ideas on how to get them back on our next trip? I want to leave them at gas station in the desert but that seems to harsh. Maybe find a tranny and tell him that he likes him. I might put the rest of our trip up but reading all this is probably a pain in the a** and im getting sleepy.

 

Uh huh...sure.

 

Very fun read, sounds scary!

 

Wow. Sounds exciting and memorable too. Where did you stay?

Gino

 

cut scenes from The Hangover ?

 

Honestly, if you are going to go on a fishing trip for responses make the story plausible. I'm sure you can do a search and see better examples.

 

This was at luxor. No seriously all this happened! im still surprised myself. Keep in mind we are young dumb college kids , so stupid stuff is bound to happen. Well, at least my friends are dumb. Yeah it was scary those prostitutes don't play, i really thought i was going to get sliced and diced. If i made this up I would add in me robbing a casino, sniffing coke off a stripper, and dumping bodies in the mojave desert like a mafia man. Now that would be a story. I just thought i would put it out there for the hell of it, give someone a laugh because of our stupidity.

 

So you're a young, dumb college kid who had a girl asking you a million questions about your penis and turned her down? Likely story my man...

 

man I didnt have condoms. There is no way im touching a girl without a hat. Think about it if she is that easy to let you hit after 30min of you knowing her think about how many dudes have been up in her . You're not catching me with aids. Im scared as shit when it comes to std's. Im not really down with sluts.

 

I was just hoping for better grammar in the story.

 

I believe it

All I know is if my friends did that to me, I would be really ticked off.

If someone pulls a knife on me, I would be ballistic. My friends would quite possibly NOT be my friends after that.

Got any pictures?

 

Good thing about STd's in Vegas is "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas"

 

"Except for herpes, that will come back and bite you".

 

yeah i was actually kind of pissed off for a minute, but they apologized. I've known them since childhood, and i knew what I was getting into when going with them to vegas. They didn't think it would ever go that far.

as far as pictures, I only got a couple of your typical vegas pictures nothing you haven't seen before. I don't even know why I own a camera, I barely even use it.

 

I should probably take care of that, so it is not so much of an eyesore. Will do some minor editing.

 

Just like bullshitting the general public.

Gino

 

I was in college, I banged everything that moved as long as they were under 150lbs.

Last I checked they sell condoms at a few different places here in Vegas, including EVERY gift shop in every hotel. A lot of mini bars actually have love kits in them now that also include condoms.

$300 for a bottle of Goose at Tryst is a bargain.

WTF up with giving up the $50? They have security in hotels, call them next time.

If you're in college and not in to sluts your either a virgin, gay or might actually have some morals. Nothing wrong with any of those, just pretty rare for a college age guy not to be in to sluts..

 

Okay, I feel better, I don't know why I like the dirty girls... wait ... I do

 

That's how this story is BS. There is no way a bottle of Goose was only $300 at Tryst, and that you all only had to purchase one bottle.

 

Great report. Thanks for posting. :evillaugh