Okay, Here's One . . .

It's all set up, everyone is available, the private room at your favorite restaurant in Vegas is waiting for its guests. You are the host and you are looking forward to a long night of good drinks, excellent food and the best dinner conversation EVER!!

It could be a single guest or many guests, BUT they are famous.

The doors open and in walks ________________(you fill in the blank).

My guests would be the cast of Seinfeld. I cannot imagine any food would get eaten because I'd be howling with laughter all night!!!

How about you?

 

Will Ferrell, Terry Crews, The Rock and 15 strippers

 

The Kardashians.................NOT!!!!!!!

 

Salma Hayek

And I convince her to come up to my room with me

 

Terri's dad, who died too young five years ago.

 

I'm sorry if that was a bummer blanket, but it's truthful.

In the spirit of the question: Edward Abbey, Teddy Roosevelt, Ingrid Bergman and whomever invented booze.

 

the cast of Madmen?


no wait Silicon Valley

 

Just started season six tonight. A Joan and Megan sandwich?!?

 

Heh, I guess I could find a place for Ingrid Bergman too. I'd probably look up Dickens, Churchill and Twain. Las Vegas restaurant, not so much. Sure, I could pay for an eighth of the meal with RCs, but I'd end up feeling like Homer in the War of the Simpsons. I couldn't hang with this crew, so we'd need to shift gears to my 'hood.

This won't mean anything to 99.99% of y'all, but taking that lot out to see strippers at the Maryland Hotel in Winnipeg on a Saturday afternoon in the 90s, followed by the evening dancing and drinking, grabbing a few cases from the Vendor and leaving with enough time to get a bucket from Chicken Delight with extra cooked fries. Ghengis Khan better come along, in case we get dropped on the way home. Sitting on the floor afterwards, me stealing all the keels, telling lies until we pass out, with gravy spots on our shirts.

Well, all except Maria Sharapova. Where she came from, or where her shirt went, I cannot say.

 

Seriously I would love to have a sit down with Warren Buffet and Bill Gates.

 

Jay Sarno, Steve Wynn and David G. Schwartz.

 

W

Winston Churchill. He didn't invent booze or cigars, but he did enjoy them.

 

For me it absolutely must be Madonna, Bill O'Reilly and Bozo the Clown.

 

mila kunis in a mini dress that is way too short to be worn in public

 

Humphrey Bogart, John Huston and Errol Flynn.

 

Presidents Reagan and Obama.

no teleprompter!

TomTWI

 

Daniel Tosh...odd choice but the crap he pulls off and makes money on (as a career) is astounding.

 

Jesus. I need to know if there are casinos in heaven.

 

The cast of Sons of Anarchy including the girls from Redwoody and Del Norte.

 

Can I come too then - I'll keep Charlie Hunnam busy.