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Jordan's Quest....A pictorial with scattered comments....

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by Jordan, Dec 2, 2015.

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  1. Jordan

    Jordan Caveman

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    My Trip Report

    Well fellas and ladies, boys and girls, fans of all ages....as you already are aware there's a shit-show brewing!

    Leaving le Canada in 24 hours and will be enroute to mecca, should be touching down around 22:10 local time, staying at PH until Monday night 11:00pm

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    Hopefully LIMO will be waiting, but no big expectations based on last time ;)

    BR is set, should be enough since I intend on winning 30k this trip:

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    This report will hopefully contain MASSIVE hand pays, and shits loads of CHIP porn and of course Jordan porn...I think I'm gonna bump up the BJ base unit to $100 this trip (or at least for a few sessions) and see how I make out.

    Also, I'm sure I'll be making a cameo appearance in: https://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/showthread.php?126611-VMB-December-Savage-Craps-Roll-Multi-Live-TR , since I think I'm one of the savages ;)

    Fuck the skill.....wish me luck...

    Hope you all enjoy the antics!
     
  2. chess

    chess VIP Whale

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    Woop woop this shall be a good shit show and I agree with the rest.....
     
  3. VegasChic-

    VegasChic- VIP Whale

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    Good luck Jordan- this should be good entertainment through the weekend!!
     
  4. BayouBengal

    BayouBengal VIP Whale

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    Good luck you hoser!

    Being from Nova Scotia you need to go full Ricky this trip
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  5. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN The Norwegian Hammer

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    I looked up 'F-ing Rockstar' in the dictionary and there was a picture of you.
     
    50th birthday bash! Cosmo/Horseshoe
    50th birthday bash! Cosmo/Horseshoe
  6. broncofn

    broncofn VIP Whale

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    good luck fella! I hope you don't have to walk to PH from the airport like hobo does
     
  7. Jordan

    Jordan Caveman

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    Thanks missus...will do my best to keep this entertaining if nothing else ;)

    - - - Updated - - -

    Actually a Newfie.....so Jimmy Flynn would be more accurate ;)
     
  8. Jordan

    Jordan Caveman

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    Thanks fella,

    If the LIMO is not there this time......wait....nm, I won last trip right, lol!
     
  9. PayTriple

    PayTriple VIP Whale

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    See you soon!
     
  10. Jordan

    Jordan Caveman

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    Cheers bro......maybe we will even share a bottle of insignia ;)
     
  11. dutchvelvet

    dutchvelvet VIP Whale

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    One may or may not be making an appearance.
     
  12. Jordan

    Jordan Caveman

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    BOOM......THIS is why DV is the MAN!!!
     
  13. breanna61

    breanna61 Super Moderator

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    Missing you by a bit; we arrive late Sunday. Have a great winning trip!!
     
  14. B S

    B S MIA

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    MECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCA!

    I'll see you at the limo, maybe...
     
  15. BayouBengal

    BayouBengal VIP Whale

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    Interesting. Used to work with a girl that's a Newfie. Not often do you meet one in Texas. Celebrated my first ever Canada Day with her and at the bar won some "Kraft Dinner" and some ketchup chips. And my God does Labatt give you a terrible hangover .

    Jimmy Flynn kind of looks like the fisherman during the bonus rounds of Lobstermania slot machine.
     
  16. Stevie D

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    How many HGS points you got dude?
     
  17. Jordan

    Jordan Caveman

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    Not many, I have GGWU pts (CET), prolly around 100k or so, not exactly sure!
     
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    bebevegas Low-Roller

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    I like this weekends forecast on the vmb.... sending you good luck sacks!!
     
  19. Hobofrank

    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

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    now was that a nice thing to say?...hmm?
    I'll be whistling all the way bitch
     
  20. CJ's

    CJ's Plumbing the depths of debauchery

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    Give them tables some grief Hobo
    Looks like I'm gona miss u by a week, will be there new years day for a week :rolleyes2:
     
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