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Semi-live TR: Cosmo, PHo Apr3-6th 2015: Poker, Dutch Rudders and Boobies!

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  1. PayTriple

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    Inspired by the recent epic "Semi-Live" trip reports by Tbone3336, Packer and PPHold/NateDogg666 and others, I will try to continue this string over the Final Four/Championship weekend. So I'll post LOTS of pictures, and I'll do my best to respond to other member's posts as the trip progresses.
    I will NOT be organizing any wild parties beforehand for this trip (but if a party happens to breaks out, then so be it!). As you can imagine, it takes a lot of time to organize a party with strangers who are coming as guests and as the entertainment. A lot of time goes into all the back-and-forth communication needed to make sure everyone gets together at the same time and at the same place. Since I won't have to do that on this trip, I should have plenty of time to post more frequently and include more details as the trip evolves.

    Now, I think we can all agree that going to Vegas should be all about HAVING FUN, whether you win or lose!!! (except for Shifter, who only has fun if he is winning lots of money, which I have to admit IS a LOT of fun). In that spirit, here is my FUN list of things to do, ala PPHold. As you can see, many are inspired by recent VMB threads that not only entertained me but that actually made me laugh out loud.
    (I'll post this list in parts based on theme, so that people don't have to re-quote a giant super-long post when asking questions or making comments).

    Overall plans for Vegas trip:
    1. No organizing of large parties, so I can relax, hang out, and spend time on this Semi-Live TR.
    2. Play in the CET $150K Poker Tournament at Harrah's on Apr 4th and 5th. My buddy Pleepleus is also entered so this will be a lot of fun.
    This will be my first Poker tournament in this type of format, so I will need some coaching on the best strategies and tactics. Should I play tight, tight, tight until the very end? Should I swing for the fences early? Should I act like an idiot to throw off the other players? Should I create "false tells" like picking my nose, to sucker people on a bluff? NateDogg, I could use your advice here, since you have won several of these things.
    Note: I am booked at Planet Hollywood for the weekend on a $250 gaming voucher offer, but my host asked and received permission to "double-book" me for the Poker tournament. Another example of why it is a good thing to tip your hosts.
    (Thread "Tipping Hosts", started by VegasSchemer).

    (Thread: "How important is an in-room safe to you?" started by Electroguy563)
    3. Upon arrival, lock up all valuables in the room safe....especially the cucumbers!
    4. Of course at the end of the stay, leave the safe LOCKED....with a condomed cucumber inside!
    (Karma will catch up to me someday for doing this, but I can't help myself, this one makes me laugh just thinking about it!)

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    Other events planned:
    5. Attend April 4th VMB Meet and Greet organized by captainron62 at the TAG bar 2pm in the Linq, but this willl depend on whether or not I bust out of the poker tourney early.
    6. Bet on and watch Final Four and Championship games, perhaps with UKFanatic?
    7. Eat at new restaurant Searsuckers at Caesar's for dinner on Saturday night with PleePleus and the girls.
    Buy the girls some caviar, hehehehe....anyone know why I'm chuckling?
    8. Visit SLS, Cromwell and Downtown (probably not on this trip).
     
  2. PayTriple

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    Gambling plans: Lots of fun things to try.
    (Thread: "Martingale Roulette Strategy", started by Knucklehead69)
    9. Test the Martingale vs Progressive betting strategies at Baccarat (Single zero roulette has a minimum of $100, so too high as a starting point).
    For the Martingale, start with $3200 bankroll and betting 25-50-100-200-400-800-1600. Play until I lose the $1600 bet, and see how much I have left.
    For the Progressive betting, bet 25-25-50-75-100-150-225-325-500-750-1000-1500-2250-3250 etc
    I will stop when I hit a 225 bet (which is seven wins in a row), even if I lose the next 325 bet, and see how much I have left. Of course, if the 325 bet is a winner, then keep betting the Progression until I lose a bet, and then stop and count my money.

    10. Play Cleo II with Pleepleus and the $320 I have left over from the last group sluts pull (or should I spend that money on a different kind of "sluts pull"?). Will try to record Cleo II in action! Come on Scatter!

    (Thread: Uneducated Table Players started by Makikiboy. In this thread, on the topic of taboo words spoken at a craps game, Klawrey wrote, "If she is hot, she can say whatever she damn well pleases"). So....
    11. At craps, get a super-hot girl to yell out "Seven!" with every roll, and every time a seven shows up, give her a $5 chip. Of course, I will be way over on the other side of the table, betting the Dont's!
    12. Mutter "Seven" under my breath with each craps roll, and record how often the seven actually comes up. Shifter will bet anyone (especially Landshark) a million dollars that it will be close to 1 out of 6 rolls.
    If I have time,
    13. Play 3:2 Blackjack, DAS, RSA, surrender, using basic strategy.
    14. Play Videopoker (probably won't get to this).

    Can't find the thread with this discussion but....
    15. Bet the opposite of people who look "unlucky" or who look like losers!
    This is my personal favorite new thing that I learned recently from the VMB. Thanks NateDogg for the education and the laugh!

    Seriously:
    16. Are there any Dice setters out there who want to roll the bones while I'm betting? (I'm being serious here, please PM me.)
     
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    (Threads: "Solo female traveler...question for the men", started by UCLAgirl and
    "Are there any SINGLE NICE ladies who love Vegas out there??", started by my friend Packer)
    17. Buy UCLAGirl a drink, and maybe dinner at Searsuckers on Saturday night with myself, Plee and the girls.
    18. Bonus: everyone else click here on the link, but UCLAGirl: Don't click on the link or you will ruin the surprise for Saturday night.
    Don't click here if you are UCLAGirl, you will ruin the surprise!)
    https://twitter.com/PayTriple/status/582984617742983169
     
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    leaving the condom wearing cucumber:haha::haha::haha:

    as for boobies i have you on Twitter ;)
     
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    Thread "Adventurous/Spontaneous/Crazy Sex", started by siguru21
    19. Renew membership in the Limo Club (see #23 below)
    20. Join Hi-Roller Club, per PPHold's suggestion of going very early in the morning in order to get a private cabin. Bring along cucumbers.
    21. Visit the Erotic Heritage Museum (probabaly not this trip)
    22. Visit an AMP for a happy ending (probably not this trip)
     
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    The Girls
    23. Meet up with K (22 yo) at the airport for the limo ride to the Cosmo (see #19 above), and with C (23 yo) and B (22 yo) later in the trip.

    (From the thread "Legal or Illegal", started by Art Vandelay)
    24. Ask real hookers how much they charge for a Dutch Rudder, and report back to the VMB whether or not they knew, and if so, how much they charge. This will be done discreetly, of course. No need to end up in jail, like Frank67.

    Finally, I've learned the rules for posting pictures for Twitter. They only prohibit pornographic pictures for avatars and the background, but they don't care if you post porno on their site! So...
    25. Set a record for posting the most topless pictures in a VMB thread (via my Twitter account, of course.)
    A riddle: What's better that Double Dutch Rudders?
    Answer: Double Dutch Udders!
    WARNING: Not safe for work! Do not click if you are easily offended by.....well, udders!
    https://twitter.com/PayTriple/status/582987562630799360
    Enjoy!
     
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    Let me be the first (I think) to say great luck to you! Wish I was there. I know you will do Vegas the right way PT! Remember to give low fives every time that beautiful 7 shows up! I will be there in spirit my friend! I wish you many cucumber situations and many sessions of low fives!! Go get Um and above all, have fun!
     
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    Oh man PT you make it very hard to stay away from Vegas. Just seeing this and I'm checking for flights.

    If I could I would be there this weekend. Have a great time and Win BIG....
     
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    Hi Mike,
    Yeah....leave the used cucumbers in the safe!
     
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    I don't think there is anything going on tournament wise on Friday. Just registration.
     
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    Thanks Packer!
    Too bad we missed each other this Spring, but I can't wait to meet up later in the year and play the Dont's with you and give you some low fives!
     
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    re: 25 have a friend that live in vegas and when he sees those out on lake mead he yells out "Double breasted mattress thrasher alert"
     
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    Haha! PP, man you are a true Degenerate! Take care of your family, I'll plan on seeing you later in the year.
     
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    Hi Plee, yup, that's why I will just register on Saturday morning.
    See you soon!
     
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    Oh yeah, that was M, and she was a thrasher all right....:banana:
     
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    Sounds good. Maybe grab some breakfast before registration?
     
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    Have fun and good luck! Make sure plee doesn't try to roofie you. He is know for trying that.
     
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    I have to say this sounds and looks awesome. Best of luck to you PT. Looking forward to the report and the reading about the hijinx! I can only hope to have 1/10th of the fun you are going to have when I arrive on the 6th.
     
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    I only roofie myself. :goofy:
     
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    The damn pre trip list is Epic itself! Cannot wait to follow along! Hope you win big and can we ever have enough double dutch utters? I think not! Also thanks for taking the time to bring us along!
     
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