Which pool??

[HoyaHeel]

Saw this in Norm's column today. Any ideas whose pool it was? :haha:

Avian flu concerns have Strip resorts plenty spooked, as a very unlucky duck discovered when it made the mistake of landing in the swimming pool of a south Strip resort. After a high-level summit meeting, a security guard armed with a silencer on his revolver moved in and whacked the vacationing winged tourist. ...

[DaveP]

I don't know which hotel it was, but you can just follow Pam Anderson and the rest of the PETA gang. They should be showing up any time.

[doctor_al]

The real story -- the duck was counting cards at the swim-up blackjack.

[HoyaHeel]

Too funny! Both responses.....

[LKN-NC]

LOL! sounds like a case for CSI. :)

[DonD]

the duck was counting cards at the swim-up blackjack.
Not only that, but when he lost, he told the dealer to just put it on his bill. sorry

[StickyFingers007]

LMAO! I just spit my coffee all over my screen.

[sin]

:rolleyes2: UGH! You should be sorry for that Don!

[RamBill]

Don't know what the big stink is......that pool wasn't all it was quacked up to be.......D'OH!!

[yuelulu]

oh please, that joke was just fowl

[enterpriser2151]

With this crowd, I should have known the bad bird jokes would take wing.

[DaveP]

OK, time for someone to lock down this thread. :rolleyes2:

[doctor_al]

OK, time for someone to lock down this thread. :rolleyes2:
I agree. The admins are ducking their responsibility here.

[sin]

The jokes are so very bad...and so very wrong...yet somehow I'm compelled to reply!:blink:

[Smarra17]

I am just going to duck and run away from this thread...

I do find nothing wrong with shooting the breeze here now and then...locking down threads are not all that it is quacked up to be. We wouldn't want any feathers ruffeled.

Sorry couldn't help it.

Sammi

[DonD]

Not only was he counting cards but he was a Peking Duck.:cry:
can't stop

[DaveP]

And just like staring at a traffic accident, I can't help but come and look at this thread.

[doctor_al]

DonD, Henny wants his violin back.

;)

[aggie182]

Aflac!!!

[Joe Strummer]

I've seen 2 ducks in the Flamingo pool - at the uncrowded end -
near the waterslide (?) - right under the little bridge.
.
Now.....would management really allow a guard to shoot
a live round into a pool ?.......If he missed and put a hole
in the cement, would it be worth it ?........NO.
All they need is a net.

[DaveP]

All they need is a net.
Now just how much fun would this thread be if they used a net? Huh?

[DonD]

After a high-level summit meeting, a security guard armed with a silencer on his revolver moved in and whacked the vacationing winged tourist. ... I believe that a silencer is against Federal law.

[blackjack]

I believe that a silencer is against Federal law.

Which is why he shot it at the quack of dawn when nobody was around. :rolleyes2:

[Coaster Kikky]

That's a bit violent, isn't it? Couldn't they have just goosed it out of the pool instead?