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doctor_al
02-22-2006, 07:57 AM
I'm ready to step off a plane right now.
Ready for the ding-dings and the beeps and the fake clinking of coins.
Ready for that coconut/tanning oil aroma.
Ready to be under a fake sky in a fake Rome.
Ready for racehorses running on a TV larger than my house.
Ready to know that, no matter where I am, there is someone nearby whose job it is to bring me a cocktail.
Ready for neon nights and way-too-bright days.
Ready to change in for a hundred.
Ready for a front-line winner.
Ready for two cards face down.
Ready for that crew of degenerates I call my friends.
Ready for Quality Smack.
Viva, baby
And I thought this was giving me more props on Fantasy Football....:haha:
Smarra17
02-22-2006, 08:32 AM
Rub it in a little moe Al. All of those not going to Madness are ready for that too...and here I was thinking my day was going to go great you have to lay it out like that.
Can anyone tell that I am so dying to be there?
Sammi
blackjack
02-22-2006, 09:28 AM
That was beautiful doc. Unfortunately, I'm just not feelin' it yet. I'm too busy at work and there's too much other shiat going on right now to get into the groove but hopefully by next Wednesday, when it's March 1st and I'm T-14, I'll be in the Vegas state of mind.
I thought I wouldn't be feelin' it yet (any more than normal), but wife keeps calling while out in Vegas this week, so i'm VERY ready now. It's going to make the next 20 days or so even more difficult! ugh!!
Bosco
02-22-2006, 09:49 AM
Printed it and stuck it on my wall. I'm a few weeks after you, but MAN I'm stoked. And after the shi**y couple of days I've had here dealing with parents, etc......I'm REALLY ready!
RossW
02-22-2006, 09:55 AM
Ready to know that, no matter where I am, there is someone nearby whose job it is to bring me a cocktail.
Viva, baby
Well I guess I know now, if the two of us make it to the SOF $1.00 Craps table like the last trip, I'll be the one going up and standin' in line and gettin' us a few of them $1.00 beers.
Glad I can be of service...:rolleyes:... :evillaugh ...:drunk:
Beach Crazy
02-22-2006, 10:17 AM
Ready for that pungent smell of a garbage can. :haha: :drunk:
Coaster Kikky
02-22-2006, 10:19 AM
Thanks girlfriend... right at lunchtime too.
spwing
02-22-2006, 10:28 AM
Gave me goose bumps !!!!!! I'm ready , I'm ready !!!!
I'm so ready! Ready to let loose and have a great time with all of you degenerates! Ready to sleep late and be mellow! Ready to hear the words that will eventually become the next year's worth of razzing spoken! And I'm also ready for my TROPHY Doc!
These next 20 days are going to fly by for me. I have soooo much work to do that I won't have too much time to while away the hours daydreaming about the fun. That's a good thing. It's also a bad thing because I'll be super stressed between now and when I get on that plane. Hell, that's also a good thing because I'll be that much happier about being in Vegas.
So, when it all boils down...IT'S ALL GOOD!!!:drunk:
RamBill
02-22-2006, 12:13 PM
I'm ready. My liver isn't.
doctor_al
02-22-2006, 12:52 PM
I And I'm also ready for my TROPHY Doc!
I know, I know...
p.s. Ross -- SOF *does* have waitresses -- they just don't move as fast as they once did...
HurricaneMikey
02-23-2006, 11:12 AM
Thanks, Doc. I too, am ready...
Ready for the shuffle, ready for the deal, ready to let go of the steering wheel...
Ready to pimp around in the 300 for a week, instead of the sled.
Ready to pretend that I don't really live here.
Ready to wake up wondering whose hotel room I'm in.
Ready to eat a great steak surrounded by all of my best friends.
Ready to raid Angy's mini bar. And Maxi bar.
Ready to roll an epic with Doc Al at the table.
Ready to check raise and run some quality smack in the same hand.
Ready to smoke a couple of fine cigars at one of Steve's establishments.
Ready to try and ride the train again.
Ready to get thrown off, if need be.
Ready for the hand where Dougie doesn't suck out on me. Again.
Ready to put a hurtin' on the Sterling Brunch.
Ready to pay $4 for a bottle of water.
Ready to color up for a banana chip, bitch.
Ready to work on my neon tan.
Ready to cross another one off the list.
Ready to bet the moneyline on a #12 seed.
Ready to take some pictures that will keep several people from ever running for public office.
Ready to drunk dial those unfortunate few left behind.
Ready to give some more home-made tattoos with my magic Sharpie.
Ready to take a dare or two.
Ready to test the limits of that whole free-drink policy.
Ready to drink six beers, then go do 360s in the men's room stall at Harrahs.
Ready to wear the feather boa.
Ready to do it all over again for the third year in a row.
Mikey
Bosco
02-23-2006, 11:31 AM
Missed ya!!
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