Fantasy Football

[Jer]

Hey Shock, can you post the standings after this week is done? I'm sure people really wanna see whose ass is getting kicked...

I think Terry is MIA... He didnt switch around any of his bye's...

[SH0CK]

I'll try to post the standing and this week's results on Tuesday

[Impy]

Fantasy Football? Well ya all know mine

[Jer]

I hear ya IGWB...

But this is wayyyy different.

And will someone tell Smarra to stop hurting the other teams? Jeez....

[doctor_al]

Well, if it were truly Fantasy football... anybody remember that bit from Meaning of Life?

[Smarra17]

Jer, you told me you liked that spanking :wink2: . I am not even the one in first place. Can anyone say Tiki rocks? I love that guy! Whohoo!

I guess that is why Killer did not want the ladies on the league. I think I might actually have high points this week, but I know how this thing goes next week I probably have the worst week in football history so I take it in stride...Go Giants!

[blackjack]

I am not even the one in first place.

Monkey!!

[Thekiller]

I guess that is why Killer did not want the ladies on the league.

Sammi, I guess next time I need to pick the players with the prettiest uniforms and the cutest names. Tiki, Tiki ;)

[doctor_al]

Monkey!!
... who is not getting spanked often enough.

[Coaster Kikky]

And Al proclaims this as fact... very interesting, and I'm not going to ask!

[Smarra17]

Mike he may have a cute name but 16 points and 206 yards are not just cute but monster! That boy is not just another cute face.

As far as my drafting skills go, I think my record speaks for itself ;) ...that and a little luck will hopefully get me far. I do agree that that pesky monkey is not getting spanked enough.

[SH0CK]

Here you go...

To paraphase Coach Phillip Fulmer, "I'm the best 4-3-1 team in the league." :rolleyes:

Week 8 Results
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/week8.gif

Current Standings...
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/standings.gif

[doctor_al]

Just have to finish ahead of Terry.

[blackjack]

Just have to finish ahead of Terry.

That shouldn't be a problem if he keeps starting players that are injured or on bye weeks.

Sammi - I'd say Jenna's Mommy needs a spanking too. :evillaugh

[Smarra17]

Sorry Ron,

I do the spanking, and you would love it too...:wink2:

[Jer]

That shouldn't be a problem if he keeps starting players that are injured or on bye weeks.

C'mon Ron... Isnt it just the players he starts no matter who they are? hehehehehehehe.... ehem...:wink2:

Gotta smack your own... Sorry brotha...:evillaugh

[SH0CK]

Here you go...

Week 9 is entitled:
Al and Terry: Kissing Sisters

Week 9 Results
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/week9.gif

Current Standings...
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/standings9.gif

[doctor_al]

Thats not a tie. I wuz robbed!

[Jer]

Nope, Dillon robbed you... that flippin' fumble costed me first place in my other league...

Yep, fumble is -2... Ouch...

And good game Sammy... It was a battle...

[blackjack]

Monkey!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/ronv/Vegas/leapingmonkey.gif

[doctor_al]

Yep, fumble is -2... Ouch...

Oops. Dang.

[LV Terry]

Thats not a tie. I wuz robbed!

DUDE!! we Tied?! I haven't set my lineup in a freakin' MONTH!! hahahahaa that's embarrassing.

I was flying home from DC Sunday afternoon and had my first thought about football all week.... little did I realize that when I got home I'd find out that both my Raiders and Bruins tanked. Good weekend to be distracted.

[Smarra17]

I got spanked...not as enjoyable as I rememberd it somehow but hey you live and learn...:wink2:

My team just didn't show this week.

[doctor_al]

DUDE!! we Tied?! I haven't set my lineup in a freakin' MONTH!! hahahahaa that's embarrassing.
I hate that guy.

[blackjack]

Nice sig Doc!! :thumbsup:

[YoungGun]

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
My first round draft pick was Duece McAllister. My second? You guessed it: Terrell Owens. futo
:cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

[doctor_al]

Nice. And you can't cut the first three picks, right?

I feel better already. Monkey!

[YoungGun]

If they are out for the season they lose their undroppable status, thank god.

[Smarra17]

Don't you just love football, TO just said he was sorry for everything :vomit: lets see if the Eagles win the next few if they stick to their guns and keep him on the bench...me thinks not.

The bottom line is that this guy can help them win and if they are in a position to get to the playoffs he will be playing.

[Jer]

I agree...

I mean, Reggie Brown isn't TO.. And Greg Lewis is at the top now? Man, thats someone I feel confident in throwing too...:confused:

Its all about winning.... As much as they wanna bench his arse, they need him. Everyone keeps brining up Kewshawn, but he stunk and they could afford to let him sit!

[Bobby]

My moneys on he will NEVER play for the Eagles again. No matter where they are in the standings.

[doctor_al]

A WR would be nice, but I think a RB would be nicer for the Eagles. Not a lot of championship teams trail the league in rushing. See if Ricky Williams is available, at least he's a mellower flake, what with the weed and all.

Better yet, Ricky and TO added to the Raiders, with Jeff George thrown in for good measure ('cuz Ryan Leaf can't get time off from UPS). The All-Headcase team.

[Pimp_N_M]

Ryan Leaf got like 40 million! If I ever see him managing a Burger King I will know the price of cocaine has gone through the roof!

[Jer]

Ummmm... Shock???

I think we need to get those standings posted... I'm just sayin'

Roy Williams(both of them!!!) for MVP!!!!

[blackjack]

Roy Williams rattled my cage & now I'm pissed but that's OK cuz next week I play the loser Padre fan. Beware the wrath of the monkey!!

[Jer]

Thats okay Monkey Boy... I dont have to win... 2nd place is all I need!!! Still got a game over Killer if I lose...

And technically, two Roy Williams' rattled you cage... hehehehehe:evillaugh

canabrothagetsomescoreboard???

[blackjack]

Thats okay Monkey Boy... I dont have to win... 2nd place is all I need!!!

You've been coaching your kids for too long. There's 1st place & then there's the rest.

[Jer]

Nope, there's 2nd place to get me a good seed in the playoffs.. All this stuff means nothing, I've seen some crazy crap happen in the playoffs...

But hey, keep trying to keep your mind of the Williams' boyz... And Gado, man, helluva week 10 pickup...

[doctor_al]

And Gado, man, helluva week 10 pickup...
Yeah, no kidding. thieving claimjumpers!
:soapbox:

[blackjack]

Yea, I had Gado pending as well. Seems I was down the ladder though. I did get Jones from Jax who got me a TD & 100 yards. The funny thing is when Williams picked that ball off, I was happy as a Panther cheerleader at a N.O.W convention. I had Dallas +3 & had all but written that one off. Of course once I realized that I was up against the Dallas DST, it was bitter sweet.

I did not know the T2V league had playoffs. I see that now - the top 8 teams get in. That makes it even harder to understand why so many people have been starting players on bye weeks or IR. :confused:

[SH0CK]

Ummmm... Shock???

I think we need to get those standings posted... I'm just sayin'You're seriously killing me here Jer!

Week 10 Results
Thanks for waking Terry up last week Al :grrr:

BTW, whoever owns the Vegas Gamblers, you've had mail for about 2 weeks :D
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/week10.gif

Current Standings
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/standings10.gif

[doctor_al]

Not a problem, sh0ck, anytime. Now, if I can just find some RBs and WRs, I think I got a shot at this...

[SH0CK]

I entitle this week: The Downward Spiral :rolleyes:

Week 11 Results
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/week11.gif

Current Standings
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/standings11.gif

[RossW]

These last couple of weeks, Raider Nation must be pleased...:thumbsup:

[blackjack]

Monkey!!

[Jer]

Yeah, Raider Nation is doing his job... I knew I wasnt gonna win this week and with my two RB's combining for a grand total of like 20 yards, I really needed Terry to take out Killer's team!

Watch out for the Mommy... Might be picking up steam for the playoffs in a few weeks!

[LV Terry]

These last couple of weeks, Raider Nation must be pleased...:thumbsup:

Who knew setting your lineup would have such an impact! :jester:

[doctor_al]

Didja notice you don't have a tie any more?

[LV Terry]

Didja notice you don't have a tie any more?

Hey! that's not funny... put it back!

stupidcheatincomputerhackintrashcangrabbincheesehead!!



:evillaugh

[Thekiller]

When I was in high school I got a paddling by the coach and I only had on a pair of gym shorts. That didn't sting quite as bad as getting spanked by Terrible Terry and the Raider Nation :(

[cutiger]

First week, beat Raider Nation and felt pretty good about myself.
Last week, get beaten by a team with their QB on the IR list, and no roster moves in who knows when.

All I can say, IS thankfully, my season is a success, because I beat Raider Nation even though I don’t have a chance in hell to making the playoffs.

I’d go be a girl now and play with my dolls if I had any, instead I’m off to smoke a cigar, have some Beam and watch football during the Holidays.

Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving and stays safe during the Holidays. Go STEELERS!

[blackjack]

I’d go be a girl now and play with my dolls if I had any, instead I’m off to smoke a cigar, have some Beam and watch football during the Holidays.

Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving and stays safe during the Holidays. Go STEELERS!

You're my kind of girl... except for that Steelers shiat. Nice call with the onside kick last night. :kill:

BTW Shock where's that update???

Monkey!!!

[SH0CK]

Damn! You boys are killing me.

How the bloody hell did I f#$%ing lose last week! This sucking hind tit shit has got to go!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/week12.gif

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/standings12.gif

[Smarra17]

Yep started out like a house on fire wound up like a boulder going down the hill...Killers kicked my ass last week I fear I am not long for this playoffs...

YUCK!:vomit:

[cutiger]

BJ,

I know a place you can put that monkey and banana chip.....;)

That onside kick was......, luckily I didn't see the play, I was flipping channels between csi and the game at that point. The Steelers didn't have thier run game Monday night. And our QB is still young and needs to learn to read defences. Watch him, all he does is stare down Ward and throws the ball to him, he needs to learn to check off to other recievers. Don't get me wrong I think Ben will be a good QB, he just needs experience.

Drank my Beam but going to stick with Bulleit for burbon.

[doctor_al]

After turning over his roster almost 3x, I'm glad killer has found a team he's happy with.

[Thekiller]

I'm not happy unless they win, Nancy.:evillaugh It looks like its going to take 7 wins to get in the playoffs, so you better sharpen your pencil.

[doctor_al]

I hate that guy.

[Smarra17]

Laying the smack down on Dr. Al...ouch!

I am just glad my team was so good in the beginning...at least I am making the playoffs.

Unlike Raider Nation just wanted to point that out.

[SH0CK]

Looks like a little monkey spanking going on this week. At this rate, I just MIGHT make it to the post season :thumbsup:

[blackjack]

Looks like a little monkey spanking going on this week. At this rate, I just MIGHT make it to the post season :thumbsup:

Yea, five points from my Tomlinson/Jordan backfield was pretty lame. Leaving Evans & his three TDs on my bench didn't help either. Oh well, I guess every now and then someone has to spank the monkey.

[SH0CK]

Or as my season has gone so far...

The sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while. :jester:

Week 13 Results
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/week13.gif

Week 13 Standings
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/standings13.gif

[RossW]

:confused: Raider Nation kicks some ass....
Nice...:thumbsup:

[YoungGun]

We got 5 teams painfully close to the last 3 playoff spots. Whatta league!

[SH0CK]

Alright, it's down to the last week of the regular fantasy league season.

Here are this weeks match ups:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/week14a.gif

There are still six teams with a shot at making the playoffs, with, in my opinion, the game of the week being:

6 5 Blackjackzilla vs Tenn. Moonshiners

The winner makes it into the playoffs, the loser has to hope several other teams C-H-O-K-E. :poke:

I don't think we'll have a repeat of the Week 1 game where these two teams met and the Moonshiners beat/spanked/bludgened the Blackjackzilla team 64 to 29, but I look for the Moonshiners to pull it out so they can spank the monkey again.

Wait... that doesn't sound good... either way, this one if for all the marbles. :beer:

[blackjack]

Everyone who has clinched a spot say "MONKEY"... :banana:

[SH0CK]

http://www.lactoso.com/blog/blogfiles/monkeyspank.jpg

[blackjack]

:kill: Damn you shock... If that wasn't so freakin' hilarious... First round at MM3 is on me :drunk:

[Smarra17]

Love that one Shock...I will bite...:wink2:

MONKEY!!!!

[QuadzillaXXX]

Sorry Shock,
Looks like a split of our season series was enough to get me in.

zilla

[SH0CK]

Damn, if I only had a decent running back...

Well, as i like to say:
If if's and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a beautiful Christmas :)

Week 14 Results
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/week14.gif

Final Regular Season Standing:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/standings14.gif

Playoff Picture:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/SH0CK-T2V/playoffs.gif

[LV Terry]

D'OH!!

CUTiger beat me by a point the first time, and two points this time.

Man....

[RossW]

D'OH!!

CUTiger beat me by a point the first time, and two points this time.

Man....

Makes no difference, Ollie......

Looks like it's time for Raider Nation to start swingin' the golf clubs....your season looks like it's comin' to an abrupt halt T....:cry:

Maybe next year.

RW

[RamBill]

D'OH!!

CUTiger beat me by a point the first time, and two points this time.

Man....

And the Raiders couldn't even beat the Jets! Even my 8 yr old nephew's team can beat the Jets! :evillaugh

[LV Terry]

I've made the transition to rooting for losses, to get a better draft pick.... I hear the guy who flings it at sc isn't too bad. Besides, sc Owes us a qb.

Raider Nation can think big picture.

:jester:

[Dougie]

Well, nice spin, Doctor.

But with the draft picks they have gotten over the last few years, and the experience they have 'absorbed', I don't umderstand why the entire NFL doesn't conceed their games to the Raiders?

[blackjack]

A few years back (1999), us Browns fans felt the same way as Terry. We took Tim Couch with the #1 pick (ahead of Donavan McNabb, Edgerrin James, Torry Holt, and Daunte Culpepper). Other QBs to go in that 1st round included Akili Smith (#3) & Cade McNown (#12) :kill: .

[doctor_al]

How the hell did *I* wind up in the playoffs? Accomplished my goal, though ... eh, Ter?

[doctor_al]

The monkey's gettin' spanked pretty frequently these days. Just sayin'.

[blackjack]

The monkey's gettin' spanked pretty frequently these days. Just sayin'.

A little too much if you ask me. Stupid fantasy football.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/ronv/Vegas/angry-monkey.jpg

What really hurts is watching my 12-2 team in my other league that dominated all year lose to the #8 seed because I was stupid enough to bench Mike Anderson (16 points) in place of Cadillac Williams (1 point). I lost by 3 points. :grrr:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/ronv/Vegas/king_kong.jpg

[YoungGun]

What really hurts is watching my 12-2 team in my other league that dominated all year lose to the #8 seed because I was stupid enough to bench Mike Anderson (16 points) in place of Cadillac Williams (1 point). I lost by 3 points. :grrr:

I know how you feel. My 12-1 and 11-2 teams on ESPN Fantasy just both got booted round 1. Lots of teams already benching their stars in anticipation of playoffs. Those that aren't going to playoffs are playing their younger guys to get ready for next year.:cry:

[Jer]

Yep, my little team that could is chuggin' along...

I'm undefeated in my other two leagues... I have mostly stars that will sit the next two weeks.. I have to be super creative.

One league is $750(Which I split with my sister, even though I do all the legwork...:rolleyes2: )

And the other one is for a Vegas trip... 2 nights and airfare paid for the winner. That one is iffy because its a scrappy team like the T2V one...

So, I am predicting a Just Bring It loss... Young Guns is just a better team and I can't rely on my phantom D to hold his squad to less thean 40 points so I can squeak out another V...:nworthy:

And Jenna's and the Rockets will probably hit 100 each this week... Thats gonna be the interesting game to see!

[YoungGun]

My team is not good by any means. My first 2 draft picks were Duece McAllister and Terrell Owens. However the whole sitting your starters thing before the playoffs is letting me get lucky these last few weeks, at least here. My 2 other teams on ESPN with a combined loss record of 3 both just got tossed first round. Indy player owners are probably gonna feel it too now that they are no longer undeafeated.

[YoungGun]

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Ah! Spent the week last minute Xmas shopping and planning Xmas dinner I completely forgot they have Saturday games this week.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Linus (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000354/): You know, you lose focus in this game for one second...
Danny (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000123/): I know, somebody gets hurt. You don't hear Yen complaining.
[they replace the batteries and the door explodes]

[doctor_al]

Excellent recovery with the OE quote, YG. :thumbsup:

[YoungGun]

I'll feel sooooo much better if Cedric Houston scores 20 points on Monday so that 16 points that I left on the bench is irrelevant. That is my Xmas wish.

But since that is probably not happening I'll just say congrats to Jer :)

I still got 3rd place to look forward to :rolleyes2:

[doctor_al]

...so that 16 points that I left on the bench is irrelevant.
Julius Jones. Julius-aintseenthefrickinendzonesinceseptember-Jones.

There. Now I'm moving on.

[doctor_al]

Thank you, Santa!

Jer - just like we planned it, right? :rolleyes:

[Smarra17]

Congrats Al,

It sucks when the best player in Fantasy got zero points but hey you won and I lost.

Good luck to the winners!

Sammi